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The Male bulge

swole

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


HAAAAAAAAAAAA TTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee (until i run out of breath then inhale and scream again ) I GOT YOU !!!!
 
Dude I walk in lead-lined cloaks for fun, this Satan twirp ain't got shit on me

plus I plan to juice for my role as post-mortem sinner

do you think this dante guy has nolva?
 
foreigngirl said:
lol at the name of the level.
So many got the 8th one, its sad :worried:
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excuse me, this thread was not created for your entertainment
 
foreigngirl said:
well, too bad. I'll go to hell for laughing at your misery
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they're gonna give you a nice ass black car....but they'll never turn off the sprinklers. You'll be doomed to drive through hell with water spots on your benz.
 
swole said:
they're gonna give you a nice ass black car....but they'll never turn off the sprinklers. You'll be doomed to drive through hell with water spots on your benz.
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now this is why you got level 8. Oh, and because of your greed for the green dots - waa, waaa, stop betting only 1 K hit
 
to many high tech words for me. i got lost after the 3rd word...
 
KillahBee said:
please give credit where credit is due for the name
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You made the remark which sparked my idea to create such a wonderful thread. However, I was only protecting you from potential flameage, such as the one coming from Jackangel's post...he obviously doesn't find it funny. What a turd.

foreigngirl said:
ow this is why you got level 8. Oh, and because of your greed for the green dots - waa, waaa, stop betting only 1 K hit
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This is beautiful. *takes deep breath*

1. You're more starved for attention than ethiopians are for food.

2. I don't have green dots. I have crowns. Get it right. I work for them, I earn them. I'm not a baby about it. If you're interested in karma, talk to me. If not, I could care less. We'll still be e-boys. People like jackangel, bilestew, and bluepeter are the shit in my book for their witty remarks. I enjoy reading their posts. Karma whores they are not, and I could care less.

3. I don't bitch about karma. I never have. Don't mistake my riches for greed. I'm generous with it. I open my karma wallet to people like you everyday. Better luck next time with your wagers, Mrs. Mush. Get in the bathroom (karma hit if you can tell me what movie I'm talking about -- mad easy).

4. I really hate you for seeing my "1 k bet thread" as an attempt to cry about not getting enough karma. If you had 1/998 the ability of my roomates hamster to process information, you would have realized it was for your own fucking benefit. People like you were betting the karma limit on events, while newbiebynature was only spending 1 karma hit per wager. He was risking a lot less than you were on events in hopes on winning the ipod. I tried to help. I failed miserably.

5. bye
 
swole said:
You made the remark which sparked my idea to create such a wonderful thread. However, I was only protecting you from potential flameage, such as the one coming from Jackangel's post...he obviously doesn't find it funny. What a turd.



This is beautiful. *takes deep breath*

1. You're more starved for attention than ethiopians are for food.

2. I don't have green dots. I have crowns. Get it right. I work for them, I earn them. I'm not a baby about it.

3. I don't bitch about karma. I never have. Don't mistake my riches for greed. I'm generous with it. I open my karma wallet to people like you everyday. Better luck next time with your wagers, Mrs. Mush. Get in the bathroom (karma hit if you can tell me what movie I'm talking about -- mad easy).

4. I really hate you for seeing my "1 k bet thread" as an attempt to cry about not getting enough karma. If you had 1/998 the ability of my roomates hamster to process information, you would have realized it was for your own fucking benefit. People like you were betting the karma limit on events, while newbiebynature was only spending 1 karma hit per wager. He was risking a lot less than you were on events in hopes on winning the ipod. I tried to help. I failed miserably.

5. bye
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Damn, swole, PMS-ing again?
 
foreigngirl said:
i enjoy shitting on my husband's chest
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keep that in BTS, damn
 
foreigngirl said:
keep that in BTS, damn
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I would run from anyone who has inserted his/it's penis inside you.
 
foreigngirl said:
wtf, I aint that bad :worried:
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you should read hubby's private messages to me, damn girl you got problems
 
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