The Male Bonding Thread

[vinylgroover]

In view of all the good men on these boards that have been severely let down or hurt by women in the past few weeks, i thought it timely to start a male bonding thread. I don't want this to turn into a 'chicks are fucked' thread (although i doubt it will stay that way for long, but rather a celebration of what it is to be a man.

So drop in a give us a fart or a belch or tell us a story about your fellow man that tugs at the heart strings and bond with your brothers.

Fuck it's good to be a man.

 

[addickt]

From now on women are to be used as cum recepticals only.

 

[GenetiKing]

Today I drank lots of domestic beer, worked on a diesel engine, went big game hunting, ate lots of red meat, and talked about having sex with lots of different women while I watchd a football game and scrathed my hairy balls.

Did I cover all the bases?

 

[GenetiKing]

From now on women are to be used as cum recepticals only.

There are other uses for females?

 

[vinylgroover]

That didn't last long!

Back in high school my girlfriend of a year was making moves on my best mate. He tried to ignore her and shake her off, until one day she threw herself at him and said 'i want you to fuck me'. He came and told me, and he said Vinyl 'Our frienship means much more to me than a root'. He knocked her back and i dumped her.

Now tell me that doesn't tug at the heartstrings. It's good to be a man

 

[addickt]

There are other uses for females?

I am not too limber, so if I get an itch in the middle of my back I sometimes have to ask one to scratch it.

Other than that... Nope I cant think of any uses I have for scandalous ass bitches anymore.

 

[vinylgroover]

Today I drank lots of domestic beer, worked on a diesel engine, went big game hunting, ate lots of red meat, and talked about having sex with lots of different women while I watchd a football game and scrathed my hairy balls.

Did I cover all the bases?

Now your a man's man Genetiking.

I'm about to look through the classifieds and ring as many whores as i can and ask whether they do anal sex

 

[GenetiKing]

I am not too limber, so if I get an itch in the middle of my back I sometimes have to ask one to scratch it.

Other than that... Nope I cant think of any uses I have for scandalous ass bitches anymore.

Yeah, sometimes I lose the remote and need somebody to actually change the channels.

They're good for that kinda shit too I guess.

addickt, you're right! There are other uses for women besides cum recepticals! I just had to think.

 

[vinylgroover]

But there are some girls out there who are really cool.

I'm going to have to be strict and ban any of the above exclamations. Let's keep it strictly to male bonding.

So what manly act did you do today Darktooth?

 

[Jimsbbc]

Well, you know the old saying, Bros before Hoes!

FUCK THAT. I don't want guy friends anymore. All they do is tell you that you're their best friend while they are tying to fuck your girl friend behind your back. Then after they do, they try and tell you what a favor they did you.


You can keep that shit, I don't need or want it. Sooner or later your "best friend" is going to try to fuck your GF if she is hot. It's just a matter of time.

It's the people you let get the closest to you that can fuck you over the worst.

 

[68GT350]

Women are like going on vacation and men are like coming back home. It's nice to escape, but you NEED to come back home.

Vacations wear you out. I remember going to cancun and on the 4th day, I was so dead i wanted to go home and couldn't wait till the 7th day.

Same goes for buddies. I date and chill with a girl and inevitably, they drive a fella nuts. Then you get a group of your homies together, knock back a few drinks and all the worries are gone after a few great jokes are told. I love my buddies like family. We all have our fucked up quirks but we all help each other recover from the troubles that women bring to our lives.

I gotta work on my car pretty soon. It's overheating like a bitch and summer is just around the corner. Radiator is gonna be a bitch to fix.

I think i'm gonna call the fellas tomorrow and eat some steak at OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE. I love those cheese fries.

Is this manly enough?

 

[vinylgroover]

Can't beat a good steak and a bung radiator

 

[HighIntensity]

im sorry but I just need females...damn them why was I born a lover, a shadow dancer....

for now im doing the stay away thing...ill be back ladies

 

[magdelana]

O hi fellows! So this is where you are all hiding.

I had the best day today. First i painted my nails while listening to Barbara Streisand (just love her!), then i worked on my hair for a few hours, had some celery and carrots for lunch, then chatted on the phone for 3 hours while watching the Julia Childs cooking show and Rosie O'donnell.

O ya, later in the evening i banged a few hotties. Got off and told them to get the fuck out.

 

[68GT350]

O hi fellows! So this is where you are all hiding.

I had the best day today. First i painted my nails while listening to Barbara Streisand (just love her!), then i worked on my hair for a few hours, had some celery and carrots for lunch, then chatted on the phone for 3 hours while watching the Julia Childs cooking show and Rosie O'donnell.

O ya, later in the evening i banged a few hotties. Got off and told them to get the fuck out.

This post was innappropriate. Go the fuck away, dumbass.

 

[vinylgroover]

68GT350,

I think i'm gonna watch me some porn tonight. I've had a real enjoyable 'manly' type of day today, and i think i'll top it off with some porn and A cold brew, straight from the can. None of that glass bottle shit for me.

Damn it's good to be a man.

 

[vinylgroover]

68GT350,

Since this is male bonding week, why don't you resurrect your name 'Boach'. I mean that was a ballsy sort of name. Dust it off Bro.

 

[magdelana]

This post was innappropriate. Go the fuck away, dumbass.

Are we going to be nasty and call names here? Fine.

OK cocksucker explain exactly how my remarks were inappropriate and why they merited being called a dumbass. As a woman i found several of the comments to demean women. Cum recepticals?

 

[BoneCruncher]

Are we going to be nasty and call names here? Fine.

OK cocksucker explain exactly how my remarks were inappropriate and why they merited being called a dumbass. As a woman i found several of the comments to demean women. Cum recepticals?

The way you talk makes you sound like a man, are you sure you are not really a man posing as a women?

 

[68GT350]

Are we going to be nasty and call names here? Fine.

OK cocksucker explain exactly how my remarks were inappropriate and why they merited being called a dumbass. As a woman i found several of the comments to demean women. Cum recepticals?

I'm not going to get in a pissing contest with you. I'm just not in the mood. Read the topic of the thread. There's been a lot of ill feelings towards women today and this was a thread to escape that by us males bonding. Then, your airhead self comes on and posts that retarded dribble and it pissed me off. We're talking trash about women here because we've been wronged by women. The title of the thread suggests that you stay away. Your post rubbed me the wrong way as most of your posts do.

It's not spelled S-E-K-S, it's spelled S-E-X, damn it.

 

[Taps]

Today, I plan on going to the gym and then watching some porn. I have to clean out the garage too, but that's a manly kind of activity.

That BBQ idea sounds awsome. Think I'll do that too.

 

[Zebo]

I have to clean out the garage too, but that's a manly kind of activity.

Its not a garage, its a cave. And the temperature of the cave will be regulated by ME.

Can I get an amen?

 

[Taps]

Yeah! A cave! lol Well, a cave with a mini-van anyway...

 

[Robert Jan]

Bleh

 

[vinylgroover]

Any guys out there up for a game of darts, a nice bottle of scotch and some general chit chat about bodily functions and noises.