The key being more Protein...

[topazspindledirt]

Men,
previous brothers have told you that the key to success is protein. how much? many have said 40%, some 65%

But I tell you this:
You have not lived until your diet consists only of the can of tuna.

The standards have changed. From now on 8% bodyfat is no longer enough to stay elite. I say 90% protein as a minimum requirement in order to maintain the mandatory 4% quadri-seasonal body fat that any true disciplined man would have.

And the remaining 10% of your diet must be either flax oil or cucumbers!!!

 

[gymtime]

If that's what it takes to be "elite", then knock yourself out my friend.

 

[topazspindledirt]

If that's what it takes to be "elite", then knock yourself out my friend.

I think I'll knock your girl another time instead.

 

[riskybizz007]

I think I'll pass on the "elite" diet... I think I'd barf by the 2nd or 3rd day...

 

[gymtime]

I think I'll knock your girl another time instead.

Well, you could try if you like. But I know for a fact that she doesn't like old men with tuna breath.

 

[Stanger5.0]

 

[DR. NOE]

Some funny shit. Hanging around 7% now with no cardio and no way could I live off tuna and flax oil or cucumbers. Dude, do you know your body is missing out on a lot of good vitamins, minerals, fiber and enzyme's by restricking you food intake. A little cardio and I could hit 5% with no problem.

 

[gymrat]

Tuna and flax everyday, i don't think so. There's being hardcore, and than there's being rediculos.

More power to you, if you can handle that, but not me.


Gymrat123

 

[110%]

do you enjoy your life eating tuna and flax six times a day?

 

[alexiarenee]

How would you get ANY energy to fuel your workouts just eating tuna/flax??

 

[PANTS]

i THINK HE WAS JOKING?

 

[rez]

hes not!

but i was wondering how u get NRG to workout as well? u taking supps?

 

[D00fy]

when u die from that 4% bodyfat and shit can i have your car,your house and if your girl looks hot il take her too

 

[PinK233]

You must have lovely breath

 

[cozmokramer]

You could eat your girl 6 times a day and have the same breath...

 

[6 Pack Man]

This is the most ridicules diet I have ever read.. LOL 90% protein.. LMFAO.. That's one expensive way to get your energy through that much protein. A lot of the protein will be used as energy, so it's not going to do sh!t for feeding your muscle. You need to use either fat or carbs for fuel..

 

[riskybizz007]

Thanks 6pack... was thinking the same thing. I originally thought he was joking about the whole thing but it seems like he was serious... kinda scary huh?

 

[PANTS]

Look: he's not posting so it must've been a joke. Nobody is that stoopid! (?)