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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips
you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know the
people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh,
that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen
smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without
pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." "Yes! Very
good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president Dick Cheney.
"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says
the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him
an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this
for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!" Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak
with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips
you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know the
people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh,
that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen
smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without
pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." "Yes! Very
good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president Dick Cheney.
"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says
the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him
an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this
for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!" Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak
with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
