Having watched as much of the congressional hearings on baseball (read: steroid witch hunt) as I could possibly stomach, I have come away with several thoughts on the subject.
Ostensibly, one one the primary reasons why these lawmakers consider the use of steroids in baseball such a problem is that young athletes look up to these individuals and emulate their behavior. While I will readily agree this is true, I fail to see why congress is stopping short at just the issue of illegal performance enhancement. Particularly given the overwhelming majority of Republicans now in the House and Senate, whose primary power base is the Christian right, I think it would only be appropriate to levy fines and suspensions for athletes that engage in innapropriate sexual activities.
It's basically an accepted fact that if you are the wife of a professional athlete, infidelity on the part of your husband is part of the marraige. Professional athletes are by and large profligate fornicators, yet somehow we turn a blind eye to how this particular behavior might effect our youth. How about congressional hearings on the issue of fidelity in marraige, because God forbid my child is led astray because some professional athlete can't keep his dick in his pants.
Time and time again, these lawmakers made reference to the glory days of baseball, and how the actions of our current players is a slap in the face to the memory of the athletes they so revered. Time and time again they mentioned athletes who were known fornicators and alcoholics, but I suppose these moral transgressions don't matter since they don't constitute "cheating", at least on the playing field.
I think it would be best for everyone involved if these athletes were held to a completely unobtainable puritanical standard. Hold them up for all the world to see, sign a spotlight on every aspect of their private lives to ensure that nothing they do might be suspect. And in the event the violate this moral code, make sure they are humiliated and punished, so that we can all share in their pound of flesh.
Either that or we could just teach our children right and wrong at home
Ostensibly, one one the primary reasons why these lawmakers consider the use of steroids in baseball such a problem is that young athletes look up to these individuals and emulate their behavior. While I will readily agree this is true, I fail to see why congress is stopping short at just the issue of illegal performance enhancement. Particularly given the overwhelming majority of Republicans now in the House and Senate, whose primary power base is the Christian right, I think it would only be appropriate to levy fines and suspensions for athletes that engage in innapropriate sexual activities.
It's basically an accepted fact that if you are the wife of a professional athlete, infidelity on the part of your husband is part of the marraige. Professional athletes are by and large profligate fornicators, yet somehow we turn a blind eye to how this particular behavior might effect our youth. How about congressional hearings on the issue of fidelity in marraige, because God forbid my child is led astray because some professional athlete can't keep his dick in his pants.
Time and time again, these lawmakers made reference to the glory days of baseball, and how the actions of our current players is a slap in the face to the memory of the athletes they so revered. Time and time again they mentioned athletes who were known fornicators and alcoholics, but I suppose these moral transgressions don't matter since they don't constitute "cheating", at least on the playing field.
I think it would be best for everyone involved if these athletes were held to a completely unobtainable puritanical standard. Hold them up for all the world to see, sign a spotlight on every aspect of their private lives to ensure that nothing they do might be suspect. And in the event the violate this moral code, make sure they are humiliated and punished, so that we can all share in their pound of flesh.
Either that or we could just teach our children right and wrong at home