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The Husband Store (Joke)

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THE HUSBAND STORE


A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.


When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:


"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building."


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a
strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.


The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.


The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.
 
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mm107 said:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.


The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.


The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, if the sign didn't say the wives could all be Playboy or Penthouse models then the men wouldn't shop on those floors. Sorry. What man would be happy with an uggo no matter how rich she may be and how enthusiastic she is about bedroom athletics.
 
musclemom said:
Wrong, wrong, wrong, if the sign didn't say the wives could all be Playboy or Penthouse models then the men wouldn't shop on those floors. Sorry. What man would be happy with an uggo no matter how rich she may be and how enthusiastic she is about bedroom athletics.


Don't try to confuse us with the facts, lady. Jesus...
 
I've told this story before on here, but I'm sure most haven't heard it.

(This relates to this joke)

My girlfriend at the time loved Ocharley's potato soup.

Me being a nice guy and good BF, tried several times to duplicate their soup just for her. I looked up recipes on the net and everything.

Each of my 4 attempts were never good enough. The best I received was "Well it's okay but nothing spectacular" from her.

Well my roommate happened to work there at the time. I planned it all out where he would bring me some potato soup right after he got off work, and told her to come over shortly thereafter (so it wouldn't be cold and have sat around)

Well she came over, I acted like I had been cooking, and poured it into a bowl.

When I gave it to her guess what....yep it still wasn't good enough.

The look on her face once I told her what I had done was priceless.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I've told this story before on here, but I'm sure most haven't heard it.

(This relates to this joke)

My girlfriend at the time loved Ocharley's potato soup.

Me being a nice guy and good BF, tried several times to duplicate their soup just for her. I looked up recipes on the net and everything.

Each of my 4 attempts were never good enough. The best I received was "Well it's okay but nothing spectacular" from her.

Well my roommate happened to work there at the time. I planned it all out where he would bring me some potato soup right after he got off work, and told her to come over shortly thereafter (so it wouldn't be cold and have sat around)

Well she came over, I acted like I had been cooking, and poured it into a bowl.

When I gave it to her guess what....yep it still wasn't good enough.

The look on her face once I told her what I had done was priceless.

:spit:

damn!
 
alien amp pharm said:
I've told this story before on here, but I'm sure most haven't heard it.

(This relates to this joke)

My girlfriend at the time loved Ocharley's potato soup.

Me being a nice guy and good BF, tried several times to duplicate their soup just for her. I looked up recipes on the net and everything.

Each of my 4 attempts were never good enough. The best I received was "Well it's okay but nothing spectacular" from her.

Well my roommate happened to work there at the time. I planned it all out where he would bring me some potato soup right after he got off work, and told her to come over shortly thereafter (so it wouldn't be cold and have sat around)

Well she came over, I acted like I had been cooking, and poured it into a bowl.

When I gave it to her guess what....yep it still wasn't good enough.

The look on her face once I told her what I had done was priceless.
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the moral of this story is to never try.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I've told this story before on here, but I'm sure most haven't heard it.

(This relates to this joke)

My girlfriend at the time loved Ocharley's potato soup.

Me being a nice guy and good BF, tried several times to duplicate their soup just for her. I looked up recipes on the net and everything.

Each of my 4 attempts were never good enough. The best I received was "Well it's okay but nothing spectacular" from her.

Well my roommate happened to work there at the time. I planned it all out where he would bring me some potato soup right after he got off work, and told her to come over shortly thereafter (so it wouldn't be cold and have sat around)

Well she came over, I acted like I had been cooking, and poured it into a bowl.

When I gave it to her guess what....yep it still wasn't good enough.

The look on her face once I told her what I had done was priceless.

ohh man thats pricelss.
 
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