The hispanic afterhours cleaning girls up here at work

[supersizeme]

Good god. Since I've started the graveyard shift, this is my absolute favorite part of working these jacked up hours. There's two of them that show up about once a week to take care of emptying the trash cans and occasionally they vacuum. I work by myself up here in a fairly large room that is shut off from the main cube farm by a door with a lock on it. Both of the girls are young, like maybe 19 or 20, and very, very hot. It's almost wrong how hot these girls are considering they are part of the cleaning crew, but I guess I can understand it due to their ages.
So anyways last week they both came into the room to empty out the trashcans, and they also dragged in the vacuum. I don't speak any Spanish whatsoever. None. I know the Taco Bell menu, and even that's a stretch. We are always very smiley towards each other, even though no words are exchanged. So one of them starts trying to talk to me, attempting to explain why they need to get a dustrag out and clean underneath all of the cubes like where the power outlets are. I have no idea what they are saying, and we're having this ridiculous conversation where no one can understand the other. So one of them gets on all fours and starts cleaning underneath my desk. She's wearing these tight, hip hugging jeans and her thong is in plain view. It is perhaps the most beautiful sight I have witnessed all week. I'm standing there next to the other cleaning girl watching the girl clean underneath my desk. I know the other one is noticing me noticing el thong. Eventually they finish and smile at me and leave the room giggling.
They were just in here about 30 minutes ago smiling and giggling again. Unfortunately I was distracted as hell trying to fix some server that was all busted up, so I didn't have the chance to interact with them much. I probably won't see them until next week. I can't tell you how much this situation has the potential to scream "Dear Penthouse," Does anyone have any suggestions for how to make this come to light? I was thinking next weekend when they come in that maybe when she reaches down for my trashcan, I could grab her hand and place it on my crotch and say "para usted mi amor." I just looked that up on freetranslation.com and it spit that out when I entered "for you, my love." I was thinking maybe next week I could bring an Olympic bar loaded with 315 up here to work, and wait for when they are about to come in. Then I could be doing deadlifts when they open the door, and I'll be like, "Oh, I didn't see you come in."

Help me out here folks. This dream must be realized.

 

[HS Lifter]

LOL.

I think you should:

1. Take off your pants.

2. Make sure they notice.

Thats about it,

Good luck.

P.s Im glad your still alive.

 

[HumorMe]

Why don't you offer to dust those hard to get to places and let them see your thong bulging through your jeans. That would drive them wild I bet!.

 

[spentagn]

post a pic fattie

 

[the nature boy]

what was that scene in Tommy Boy

"clean your room senor. Give you head senor?"

something like that.

 

[supersizeme]

Thanks, HS Homie gone.
NB that's one of my favorite movies and I completely forgot that part. I will have to watch it again.
HumorME I don't want to seem easy. That will kill off the chase for them if I broadcast the thong I've got on.
spent - i will do better. i will broadcast this event on a webcam if i finally get it to happen.

i am thinking maybe i will go with what HS Lifter said and ditch the pants and also have on a big fucking sombrero the next time they come over. i'll wrap my stick in a tortilla and put butter and queso on it and be like, "como estas, baby. big purple-headed chilito in the house"

 

[Manu]

I was thinking next weekend when they come in that maybe when she reaches down for my trashcan, I could grab her hand and place it on my crotch and say "para usted mi amor."

 

[supersizeme]

man bikinimom always passed up my threads. i thought this one for sure screamed, "bikinimom would know what to do in this situation"

 

[HighIntensity]

1. blow drye then gel

2. tank top

3. baby oil

4. axe

5. pushups before they arive

6. sexy model stance as they enter

7. practiced mirror smile

8. slightly deepened voice

your in, player

 

[biteme]

I went out with one of these cleaning girls that you're talking about. She was 20 and I was 36 at the time. Man oh Man was she hot. The language barrier was just too much. Generally the Mexicans that have come over here recently from Mexico are pretty conservative people. The women are not sluts. Hate to burst your fantasy. From what I'm told you have to take them out at least a few times to get any action. Let me know if I'm wrong. I hear they make real good wives, unlike the average American woman. They still have old fashioned traditional family values.