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danielson said:
alka-seltzer or peptobismol should do ya good.
notoriousQQ
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danielson said:
unfortunately I'm in this boat too. I'll stick to my own home remedy seeing how I read your blatantly gay response below of how you cure such problems.
naturally anabolic
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whats the meaning of life?
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If any knows about stomach trouble... it's ME! LOL
naturally anabolic
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if you could be any STD which would u be and why?
the nature boy
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okay, I got a question for you. The only thing is that I know the answer.
Okay, so here's the deal. I was stuck over at this broads place. Valentines day was our 2nd date. So on saturday we thought about just chilling and seeing a movie. we go back to her place and hook up and fall asleep. So sunday rolls around and we're snowed in. Long story short, I got home an hour and a half ago.
Now my question to you, how do I get away with taking a dump and not getting caught. There are 2 girls there with me, sometimes as many as 4, with only 2 bathrooms. I took one shit per day. You have 30 seconds.
Okay, so here's the deal. I was stuck over at this broads place. Valentines day was our 2nd date. So on saturday we thought about just chilling and seeing a movie. we go back to her place and hook up and fall asleep. So sunday rolls around and we're snowed in. Long story short, I got home an hour and a half ago.
Now my question to you, how do I get away with taking a dump and not getting caught. There are 2 girls there with me, sometimes as many as 4, with only 2 bathrooms. I took one shit per day. You have 30 seconds.
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beastboy said:
that's exactly what I did. Plus one of her roommates is a pot smoker so I'd take her lighter and act like I was in a Boni Jovi concert or something. Then I'd hop in the shower to remove any last remaining evidence.
I also let her take a shower before me as well.
Good work beastboy.
the nature boy
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beastboy said:
Too bad your story was fictious. You with a broad?
that part shouldn't have surprised you. The fact that I walked out of there without getting killed or killing someone is the truly amazing part. I was there for 2 and a half days bitch!!
I did the impossible. oh and I cooked them breakfast and dinner.
the nature boy
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now that wasn't nice.beastboy said:
beastboy said:
aha
but i live next door to a girl and because im afraid she'll pop into my head when im choking the chicken, i no longer do it while i'm living here (talk about self control on my part!)
so, what now? people have knocked on my door and i;ve had to hide my manhood with the duvet
danielson said:
aha
but i live next door to a girl and because im afraid she'll pop into my head when im choking the chicken, i no longer do it while i'm living here (talk about self control on my part!)
so, what now? people have knocked on my door and i;ve had to hide my manhood with the duvet
I know most like to take bay steps, but it is time to throw your ass out of the nest. Try having sex with this female.
vixenbabe
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I was taking a tinkle in my bathroom about 20 minutes ago(I told my hubby that I thought it was strange that all the toliets in this house are placed UNDER a window when we bought the house)
Anyhoo...I was wiping the dew from my lilly, stood up to pull my jeans up..Looked around..Guess who I saw? Ohio Power dude reading my meter! I about fell on the floor - ever have someone lookin in at ya when your lookin out with jeans around your ankles? Freaky feeling I tell ya!
Think I can get a free month's worth of power if I call in the "peeping meter reader"?
Anyhoo...I was wiping the dew from my lilly, stood up to pull my jeans up..Looked around..Guess who I saw? Ohio Power dude reading my meter! I about fell on the floor - ever have someone lookin in at ya when your lookin out with jeans around your ankles? Freaky feeling I tell ya!
Think I can get a free month's worth of power if I call in the "peeping meter reader"?
vixenbabe said:
Excuuuuuse me...had some work to do. I think you would have a better chance getting a month free if it was a "peeping meater eater". Then again that could be dangerous.
As far as the window...most codes require a window or vent in a bathroom to control mildew. If you don't have a vent then that is the reason there is a window. If you have vents...then the previous homeowners were perverts.
