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By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his
Sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the
spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not
plastic, have 200 movable parts,
all replaceable, run on black coffee and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold
two children at one time and that disappears when
she stands up, have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to
a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for
this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are
the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must
have!"
And that's just on the standard model?" The Angel asked.
The Lord nodded in agreement.
"Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as
she asks her children what they are doing even though she already
knows.
Another pair in the back of her head are to see what she
needs to know even though no one thinks she can.
And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They
are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands
and loves him or her without even saying a single word."
The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for
one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing
this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a
family on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to
stand in the shower."
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But
you have made her so soft, Lord."
She is soft," Lord agreed, "but I have also made
her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or
accomplish."
Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out
and touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this
one."
That's not a leak." The Lord objected.
"That's a tear!"
What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing
her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her
loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything, for women are truly amazing."
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for
injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is
a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love
unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength
left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes,
in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much
they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than give birth. They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
Pass it along to your women friends to remind them
how amazing they are...
Sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the
spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not
plastic, have 200 movable parts,
all replaceable, run on black coffee and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold
two children at one time and that disappears when
she stands up, have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to
a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for
this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are
the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must
have!"
And that's just on the standard model?" The Angel asked.
The Lord nodded in agreement.
"Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as
she asks her children what they are doing even though she already
knows.
Another pair in the back of her head are to see what she
needs to know even though no one thinks she can.
And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They
are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands
and loves him or her without even saying a single word."
The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for
one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing
this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a
family on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to
stand in the shower."
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But
you have made her so soft, Lord."
She is soft," Lord agreed, "but I have also made
her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or
accomplish."
Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out
and touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this
one."
That's not a leak." The Lord objected.
"That's a tear!"
What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing
her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her
loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything, for women are truly amazing."
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for
injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is
a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love
unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength
left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes,
in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much
they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than give birth. They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
Pass it along to your women friends to remind them
how amazing they are...
