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the "half-way through" flush..

decem

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why do guys do this? i never understood. actually.. i never understood the "beginning stream" flush or the "half-way through" flush..

you know.. i guy's pissing and either right at the beginning of his stream or about halfway through he flushes.

why not just flush when you're done?

what do you guys do?

if anyone is here that takes part in this strange activity, please give a full explanation as to why.
 
I just start flushing immeadiatley to the Rythm of Ricki Martins ...SHE BANG! While I'm pissing.
 
Maybe they're letting out a squeaker and don't want anyone to hear it. Or they might have prostate problems and think they're done, but then the stream starts up again. Who knows.
 
who cares if you let one loose at the urinal??

i don't give a crap.. i just sit there and fart all day long..


you know what else is weird to me.. the guys that don't talk at the urinal. i walked into the head one day, and my coworker is sitting there peeing.. so i start talking to him.. and he's all hesitant to talk..

then we come back to the office.. and he and this other computer geek and myself are all talking about whether or not it's proper to talk to someone when you're standing at the urinal..

what a bunch of girls.. i told them they need to go in the damn stall and sit down next time they pee if they want all this privacy..



so do you guys talk to people when standing next to them in the urinal peeing ??
 
Do not talk to me when I'm taking a piss. I just want to piss and leave. Got it! Good.

Besides I have a bad habit of turning directley towards the person who starts talking to me so you would end up getting pissed on.

Is that what you want Pui Boy?
 
decem said:
i don't watch people pee you ape.

No. Decem is that weird goofy guy who looks amazed at how big all the other penises are in way of comparison to his ant hill. You know, when you are really drunk at a ball game and you are "standing" there taking a wiz and some little chubby goofie guy comes up and looks at your dick then looks up in amazement and then he wants to get all talkative with you.
 
It's called a "courtesy flush". This is when the guy that is sitting there taking a dump knows that the smell from his loaf would gag maggots. So he gives a "courtesy flush" so not to kill the people in or entering the bathroom.
 
I do the halfway flush from time to time.
Only when the situation seems right.
For example I have to pee in the middle of the night, I will flush usually as I start to pee. That way you make as little niose possible. Otherwise the pee makes too much niose before you flush, and the constant sound of a stream of liquid hitting porcelian gets irritating after a while.
The half way flush is when I am in a hurry, it makes the pee come out faster for me, so there is your answer.
 
If you pissed in the middle of a cleverly placed circle of fans do you think you could piss a circle?

I have always wondered this
 
I fart all day long too. But that was one possible explanation.

I think it was in Maxim that they had "The Code" for guys, and one of them was that two men may not talk to each other in the bathroom unless they are on equal footing (both in line, both pissing, etc.) Now, whether or not you give a shit what Maxim says is another matter.
 
study1.. you are truly a moron.


wodin.. can you chew gum and walk? what if there were a separator wall between stalls? would you talk then?

beastboy and gladiator.. i'm talking about pissing in a urinal.. not pooping in a stall.. so if we are on the same page, and you're saying you give a "courtesy flush" when pissing.. i ask you this: how is that courteous? what's the damn difference before, during or after? does your piss stink?


liberator... i think it would depending on the wind speed as well as the specific gravity of the urine..

pk.. the pee does not come out faster if you flush.. it is not a black hole and the toilet does not exact a greater gravitational pull when you flush it. sorry for ruining it for you.

casavant.. i say what's the difference. if i'm washing my hands and there is a dude pissing and i'm talking to him.. what's the matter with that?
 
Yes you might be right, you would need fans on the floor too then to provide the equivalent of artificial gravity

If you added artificial sunlight behind you you could most likely also create a rainbow

god dammit, I am a genius!
 
I really don't get it.. i don't understand the talking restriction

Flushing also.. why the halfway through flush..
Unlikely that all your piss went down the drain.. it's just
Crossbred with water now.. leaving a little diluted..
Kool aid.. like real watery kool aid.
Eventhough it's watery piss.. it's still piss..
Don't even know why you bother flusing then..

Karson honey.. i'm not sure what your deal is..
And i can't help but think you and studly1 are
Really the same person..
Sames with the goatfucker.. all three = one
Unless you're that homo p0ink..
N'ot sure if you're just jealous or in awe or mad or what..
Something that i can tell you.. is that acting this way won't help

Morons.. acting like morons will never make you smarter
Or more philosophical or a better writer or better looking..
Maybe you should go to your momma and ask for a refund.
 
Do auto flush urinals blow your whole issue out of the water?

What I hate are Auto Sending flushing toilets
You can't control them for a courtesy flush
If you have a messy poopy and use 1/2 a roll of TP you can't clear the bowl and risk an jam and overflow

If you must clear it in the middle of a load, what do you have to do, get up move around so the sensor thinks you have left and flush the toilet?

these are more important questions than yours, so I feel obligated to hijack your thread thank you very much !
 
no y_lifter.. i was in this situation not too long ago when i was in the cleveland clinic waiting for moms to get out of surgery..

there's this little black button on them.. all ya gots to do is hit it and VOILA... manual flush
 
The only time I flush before is if some fucker didn't flush after. I don't want his piss splashing up on me. But the people I don't understand are the ones who unbuckle their belt, undo the pants button and then unzip. Why? What's wrong with unzipping and releasing the hound through the hole in the front of your skivvies? Are these guys nine years old?

Now if I'm dropping the kids off at the lake, I'll flush half way because I crap like an elephant. It avoids a terrible, sordid mess.
 
i unzip and pull boxers down..

i'm hung well and find it hard to pull the mammoth all the way out through the little hole in boxers..

that and if i only unzipped pants, when i went to put it back in, i'm sure i'd get a pee spot on my pants..
 
Y_Lifter said:
Do auto flush urinals blow your whole issue out of the water?

What I hate are Auto Sending flushing toilets
You can't control them for a courtesy flush
If you have a messy poopy and use 1/2 a roll of TP you can't clear the bowl and risk an jam and overflow

If you must clear it in the middle of a load, what do you have to do, get up move around so the sensor thinks you have left and flush the toilet?

these are more important questions than yours, so I feel obligated to hijack your thread thank you very much !

At my job we have sensors but there's a little override button on top for courtesy flushes.

JC
 
Yea, I have noticed that sometimes when I walk in the restroom at work and someone is taking a shit they always flush like 2 times before I piss and leave. I guess they dont want to stink up the whole place.

You guys ever become the victim of random acts of shitting in a toilet and not using toilet paper? Its like this : You walk into the bathroom to take a shit and you open the stall to find a huge single turd as big around as your arm sticking up out of the water with no toilet paper in there with it. You dont dare flush it down. You gag on the way out of the stall knowing that someone did it on purpose. You then search for another stall at least 2 stalls down from it and try not to think about the horrible event that just took place.

Bad thing is that this has happened twice to me. It was the same stall. Had to be the same nasty fucker.

Agent
 
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