The good and bad of last night

[Gambino]

oh man, don't even talk crazy talk like that

fuck it bor, just marry her already...what's the worst that could happen

 

[KillahBee]

she is strongly against that.

I will make it my mission to somehow enter the backdoor though.

fuck that, you have the two main ingredients to any chick letting you back door her:

she came
she loves you

it's that simple. have that wildebeast get on top and ride your little slim jim and while your smacking her rumo, slide a digit up there. she will not have any issues with that.

 

[Frisky]

fuck that, you have the two main ingredients to any chick letting you back door her:

she came
she loves you

it's that simple. have that wildebeast get on top and ride your little slim jim and while your smacking her rumo, slide a digit up there. she will not have any issues with that.

 

[Gambino]

fuck that, you have the two main ingredients to any chick letting you back door her:

she came
she loves you

it's that simple. have that wildebeast get on top and ride your little slim jim and while your smacking her rumo, slide a digit up there. she will not have any issues with that.

maybe their is a good reason for the denial...excessive stench, hair, deformed orfice of some sort.

 

[KillahBee]

maybe their is a good reason for the denial...excessive stench, hair, deformed orfice of some sort.

we're talking about aap here, maing, not Don Juan.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Her birthday is this Saturday. I will wait until she is drunk (or passed out) and attempt it then.

 

[nycgirl]

Next project = eat big

and Goldendelicious

 

[Frisky]

Her birthday is this Saturday. I will wait until she is drunk (or passed out) and attempt it then.

Just make sure you don't Drink and Talk

 

[KillahBee]

Her birthday is this Saturday. I will wait until she is drunk (or passed out) and attempt it then.

do yourself a favor and PAY NO ATTENTION to her on this day. this is a good chance at gash pwnage. but it's also a chance to slip back into all too fmailiar SWV-dom. Don't be her boyfriend dude. Don't do it.

Maybe a text message with "Happy Bday" (note: DO NOT use any form of exclamation point, you cocksmoking balljuggler) will suffice.

 

[alien amp pharm]

do yourself a favor and PAY NO ATTENTION to her on this day. this is a good chance at gash pwnage. but it's also a chance to slip back into all too fmailiar SWV-dom. Don't be her boyfriend dude. Don't do it.

Maybe a text message with "Happy Bday" (note: DO NOT use any form of exclamation point, you cocksmoking balljuggler) will suffice.

So I should return these dozen roses and cute teddy bear I have?

j/k

She's wanting me to come out with her & her friends that night, but I think that will SUCK. Instead I am going to go out with my friends and tell her we can meet at my place at the end of the night for some bday sex.

I need to pay you to be my coach. Being on the opposite end of SWVness is great!