The fart thread!!

[duritz]

Can anybody here fart on command? That would be awesome!

I can almost fart on command sometimes. Depends on what i eat.

 

[Nathan]

Do you have any idea how much time it would take t come back here and post every time I fart?

Besides "fart" should be spelled "Ffart" in this thread.

 

[theoak01]

I had some wicked ass farts all night due to large meat intake today(throughout the day I ate hamburger helper I made last night) I the girl in the desk next to me at work was gonna pass out,I estimate atleast 70 since 430 is when they got bad

 

[Zander1983]

I am an elite farter.

 

[duritz]

my record for farting is 8 times in a row. they were all real, pretty decent sized ones too. Of course by the last few i was about to shit my pants cuz i was trying to squeeze them out.

 

[Lumberg]

I think this thread is pretty silly.

You can just assume that all BBers have very high gas output due to the protein.

It's like asking fat women to report when their pussy stinks. The answer is ALL THE TIME except for just after a shower.

 

[Ffactor]

Hello!

 

[Ffactor]

Dizzzaaaammm!! My only one for the day!

 

[Ffactor]

Two good one's!