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The EF field trip......

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...if Ef piled onto a huge bus to take a trip...who do y'all think would sit together....


Hi and his ego

Wodin and his walker

....who else?
 
I would be in the back of the bus packing down a bong.

You would find cornholio wedged somewhere between h.g fudgepackers or velvett's asscheeks, depending on which team he was hitting for that day.
 
I'd probably sit with the best looking people on the bus... because we do that sort of stuff...

So, let's see... other than me, HI and Frack... the women.. hmm... Velvett would be nice, I bet I'd have a good conversation... I don't think my face could take all the slaps from Vixenbabe... Starfish would be rolling her eyes at everything I said...

Corn would be flexing his quads the whole trip,

Puc would be saying he owned me...

AAP would hit on me and keep handing me bars of soap,

Havoc would be driving the bus like Otto from the Simpsons,

Wodin would eat my lunch and then fart alot (Hey Unc!),

Star would be telling me about how she has a flat tire on her house...

Hannibal would hog the seat, Project would be talking about powerlifting too much and Spatts would punch my arm... too much

DrunkenWeasel, Jesus2, Bobber and others would try to get me to buy alcohol for them at the "next stop"

2Thick would explain the fine-tuned nature of site injections while Fonz would tell me he's "already done that shot before"

BFold would take up the entire seat and constantly knock me on the floor...

Saint would make everyone think we were twins or sometihng...

That's all I can think of for now...

C-ditty
 
SSME and the cheese burger eating fattie. (Fattie would be forced to sit by the window)

bwood and Darktooth. (bwood would stare at his toe)

paradox would keep making an attempt to sit with me and rub my crotch.
 
Corn and his Agent
HappyScrappy and his Therapist
AA and his Civil Lawyer
Wodin, his Wife Vix and the Pool boy paulo
 
beastboy said:
Bullit would sit next to George Spellwin...he is the class brown noser.
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Ain't that the truth!!

I'd wanna sit with Kronk to get stoned and just rip on everyone and mini Kronk cause she's got a terrific rack!!!
 
I would probably try to sit next to Satanic Goatslayer (It's obvious, nobody is going to want to sit next to him) and try to debate which is the best weapon used to slowly torture a victim to death.
 
KHMER ROGUE said:
I would probably try to sit next to Satanic Goatslayer (It's obvious, nobody is going to want to sit next to him) and try to debate which is the best weapon used to slowly torture a victim to death.
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He'd win.
 
thats alright gymtime ran on the bus as soon as he saw needsize get on.
 
What kind of bus are we speaking of? If its a coach I would sit in the bathroom, because no one likes me.

Then Some gay people(you know who you are) would like to have some privacy for reasons oblivious to everyone else, so they would kick me out.

I would then wander thoughout the bus looking for a seat, But alas I am rejected like forrest Gump, SO I would resort to climbing into the luggage racks, But I cant fit, I lose my grip, and fall on the floor knocking myself unconsious. As Im lying on the floor everyone is treating me like the guy who passed out to early.

Sounds like fun!!! Where are we going?
 
HG Pennypacker said:
Most importantly, i'd sit somewhere where it would be impossible for gymtime to sneak up behind me.
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I wouldn't sweat that too much there chief. You're just not that cute.
 
PoyeBoy said:
What kind of bus are we speaking of? If its a coach I would sit in the bathroom, because no one likes me.

Then Some gay people(you know who you are) would like to have some privacy for reasons oblivious to everyone else, so they would kick me out.

I would then wander thoughout the bus looking for a seat, But alas I am rejected like forrest Gump, SO I would resort to climbing into the luggage racks, But I cant fit, I lose my grip, and fall on the floor knocking myself unconsious. As Im lying on the floor everyone is treating me like the guy who passed out to early.

Sounds like fun!!! Where are we going?
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I like you, not that it counts for much. Want to join me in feeling sorry for ourselves? It might be fun.
 
Actually, I could see supernav driving like Otto. He has got the long black hair and the loaner attitude. I could see him rocken out on the headphones while driving like a crack addict. Natty, no worries, I will sit next to you... but only if I could play with your man boobs too :p
 
What about Ranger??


...and Flexed??




Oooohhh - I know...........


lol







"rumble seat"
 
I'd sit with Pink to protect her from Frackal getting her in the bottom!!

Or I'd sit with Natty... he is my boyfriend....

Or maybe p0ink...

Or PolishHammer... he could show me whats up;)
 
Will there be lots of food on this trip?

B True
 
I would sit by myself while you bastards throuh stuff at me:(

Vix would sit on my lap when she is trying to decide where to sit and she would decide to stay with me:D
 
Bobber said:
I wouldn't ride anywhere with any of you freaks.
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I'd sit next to you.....haha

Take turns beating yo down though........LOL

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


I'd sit next to you.....haha

Take turns beating yo down though........LOL

Fonz
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Ok.....I would allow the following people to ride with me on my "bus":

Fonz - to teach him the ways and as he says beat his ass
Pink233 - she is my favorite yankee
BronzedGoddess - eventhough we are COMPLETE opposite people
Seromon of Mockery - because I am afraid he might try and plant a bomb on the bus if I don't allow him to be around BG
HighIntensity - cause he seems like he is like me and my friends
Pauolos - He would be the funny guy
38DD - Cause she is a Bucs fan and is wild as fuck


Also on my bus will be a full bar along with other goodies.
 
me and drunken weasel would get all liquoured up and throw oranges at wodin and the other old fogeys

then id cruise around and talk to C-Ditty about bitches

go find havoc to smoke a bowl

then find Bfold and start eating some food

then id find Bmom and we hit the sack (awww wishful thinking)
 
so many peeps, not enough seats!!

let's just take out the seats and lay around on the floor:


my choices, in no particular, order would be:

casavant
musclepig
bfold
fonz
cornholio
bobber
flexed1
bull69
gentiking
AAP
alienamp
wodin
canadian oak
 
Two more guys on my bus I forgot:

Zerxes - I like his style
Rnch - Given me some good advice and helped fend off the haters

Will post others as they come to me, if there are any others.
 
Nobody wants to sit with me.
Flashbacks to high school. And Junior high. And....elementry.
Jerks.
No...make that STUPID Jerks.

I'm leaving this fuckin board for GOOD!!!!
 
Hi guys.
I'm back... but lets not make a big deal about it... no parties, celebrations or orgies.. k?
Lets just pretend like I never left.

:)
 
Darktooth said:
I would sit next to PoyeBoy so we could paint eachother's nails preety.
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Hey fuck you, Im glad your glad for us as a whole

BTW I hope you paint nails better than you clean your room
 
I'd stay up the roof...I could spread out, catch some rays during the day, make up pictures in the sky with the clouds, and enjoy the moon and stars at night.

I hope someone passes the bong up to me once in a while too.
 
the big, wide, full length seat that goes across the entire back of the bus (the one that folds down flat) would be occupied by me, corn, cas, night fly, phat chick, velvet, mrs. puddles.....................









don't ask, don't tell !!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
 
dballer said:



Noooo.. you and I could stay behind and fiddle with the hydrualics!!!
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Now, that's just a scary thought.....:)



BTW, rnch, that seems like an awfully crowded back seat!
 
Bobber said:


Ok.....I would allow the following people to ride with me on my "bus":

BronzedGoddess - eventhough we are COMPLETE opposite people
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although we have nothing in common and our personalities clash from time to time, can we make out on the bus? Bring a blanket!
 
BronzedGoddess said:


although we have nothing in common and our personalities clash from time to time, can we make out on the bus? Bring a blanket!
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Seeings how somone still will not show me her face I would have to flip you up side down and stick my tongue in a hole other than your mouth. No blanket needed.
 
Bobber said:


Seeings how somone still will not show me her face I would have to flip you up side down and stick my tongue in a hole other than your mouth. No blanket needed.
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I think I like your idea best:p :p :p
No blankey? Ah I guess you're gonna show sermon how it's done.
 
BronzedGoddess said:


I think I like your idea best:p :p :p
No blankey? Ah I guess you're gonna show sermon how it's done.
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I guess when it comes to getting the beaver licked you let all that "you are stuck on yourself" shit fly out the window huh? Of course we would have to show Sermon how its done.
 
Bobber said:


I guess when it comes to getting the beaver licked you let all that "you are stuck on yourself" shit fly out the window huh? Of course we would have to show Sermon how its done.
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YEAH DUDE!:rolleyes: Hope you like the taste of my cock,cause thats all you'll taste when licking bg's twat.
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
YEAH DUDE!:rolleyes: Hope you like the taste of my cock,cause thats all you'll taste when licking bg's twat.
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Jealousy is a bitch. Don't be bitter bro, I only want her for her ass. You can have her when I am done.
 
I WOULD HAVE THE BACK SEAT ALL TO MYSELF. JUST LIKE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHEN THE COOL KIDS SAT IN THE BACK. ANYONE TRY TO GET IN MY SPOT WILL GET DEALT WITH.

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE A FINE FEMALE.



KAYNE
 
Seriously...we are stopping for food...right? Seriously...

B True
 
Bobber said:


Jealousy is a bitch. Don't be bitter bro, I only want her for her ass. You can have her when I am done.
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Well bg is not a piece of property to be passed around,so I'll let her decide who she sits with on this imaginary bus.May the best man win.Did you say she had'nt shown you her face yet?;)




BOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAH!!!!!!!!
 
PHATchik said:
BTW, rnch, that seems like an awfully crowded back seat!
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I'm tellin ya, the roof of the bus would be better. Besides, I wouldn't wanna cause a flood inside the bus, someone might slip and get hurt. hehehe

Someone bring some rope too, the luggage racks are sturdy. <G>
 
b fold the truth said:
Seriously...we are stopping for food...right? Seriously...

B True
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We're hooking up trailer to the back of the bus...staffed by Hooter's girls...beer and burgers, specially made for you.
 
b fold the truth said:
Seriously...we are stopping for food...right? Seriously...

B True
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I'm with B, we better be stopping for food!

I'll ride in the trailer with the hooter's girls, beer, and burgers. :p
 
We should pull a hot tub behind the bus, ill be in that, lets do it on leg day

Thats the bomd to sit in a hot tub after you anihilate your legs
 
PoyeBoy said:
We should pull a hot tub behind the bus, ill be in that, lets do it on leg day

Thats the bomd to sit in a hot tub after you anihilate your legs
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So we've got a huge bus, pulling a trailer full of hooter's girls, burgers, and beer, and a hottub? Sounds like fun to me!
 
Bobber said:


Jealousy is a bitch. Don't be bitter bro, I only want her for her ass. You can have her when I am done.
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And you wonder why I think you are a shallow asshole at times. You just need to sit there and smile because as soon as you open your mouth your stock plummets. Just sit there and let me feel on your pecs and you'll do fine.
 
BronzedGoddess said:


And you wonder why I think you are a shallow asshole at times. You just need to sit there and smile because as soon as you open your mouth your stock plummets. Just sit there and let me feel on your pecs and you'll do fine.
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I'd like to get to know the real you....really I do.
 
KAYNE said:
I WOULD HAVE THE BACK SEAT ALL TO MYSELF. JUST LIKE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHEN THE COOL KIDS SAT IN THE BACK. ANYONE TRY TO GET IN MY SPOT WILL GET DEALT WITH.

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE A FINE FEMALE.



KAYNE
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i wanta sit in the back seat.....i never got to sit there when i rode the bus in school....:bawling:
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
morning baby!Hows my future wife?:D
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i think she is waiting for fonz... or was that just fonz's fake avatar guy she wanted??? oh hell, i get confused easily...
 
BronzedGoddess said:


And you wonder why I think you are a shallow asshole at times. You just need to sit there and smile because as soon as you open your mouth your stock plummets. Just sit there and let me feel on your pecs and you'll do fine.
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LOL! The funny part about all this is if I really wanted to be nice you would think I was the greatest guy on Earth. But I don't choose to be so the you rubbing my pecs and me licking your kitty thing will have to suffice for now.

I better be getting a pic of your face sometime soon, I don't care if you are not blond hair green eyed. Obviously you are somewhat hot or Sermon wouldn't be so damn googoo over you.

Sermon don't make me kick you off the bus.
 
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