The duck and the bartender

[AAP]

Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol

 

[AAP]

lol

I can easily picture you as the duck...

 

[Zebo]

LOL....funny!

 

[vixenbabe]

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play and musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him. He says, " I will wager anyone $50 who has an instrument my 'Pus can't play".

A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the 'pus. The 'pus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the loser pays the 'pus $50. Another guys walks up and sets a trumpet by the octopus. 'Pus picks it up and plays better than Dizzie Gillespie. Another $50 to the octopus!

Scotsman walks up with bag pipes. He sits them down beside the 'pus. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute ans sits them down confused. "Ha!" says the Scot, "Can't play them can you?"

The octopus looks at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure how to get it's pyjamas off!".

 

[vixenbabe]

My joke was better...

Duck fucker's....

 

[AAP]

Nawwww mine was.