21inch_arms
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Last week I was hanging out at a friends house, and he walked into his bed room and called out for me to help him pick up some pills that had spilled on his carpet. They were for me, you know one of the 1000 tab TT bottles. Anyway, were picking them up and I ask him why some of them are like soggy or damp. He looks at me all perplexed like and starts cussing and goes looking for his dog. He came back in the room and dog seemed cool but he wanted to count everything anyway. So we started counting 1/2 hr later were 46 shy of 800 and that's what he said he had. Well he start freaking out and wants to take his Pitbull in to the vet but then starts to worry that they will bring up charges on him. So then he starts trying to think of stuff to make the dog regurgitate. Well he dug up something from the medicine cabinet that made that dog projectile barf all over his back yard. At this point I'm LMFAO and the dog continues to toss up everything from the previous week. My buddy had splotches of yak all over his clothes. Out of curiosity I decided to look in the piles for the pinks and dryheaved a couple times, so I got a towel and sprayed some peach stank on it and covered my mouth then proceeded to look through the yak with a stick. They were small piles but I didn't find anything that looked remotely pink. My friend felt awful and gave his dog 10iu of nubain (just kidding). We didn't find any reminence but I wonder how fast those tablets absorb. The dog is fine and hopefully my bro learned a good lesson about leaving open containers of pills out.