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A Christmas Story is a movie that has a special place in many peoples' hearts as do many Christmas movies but this one has an underlying filth to it that must not go unnoticed. Here is the evidence as I see it. Follow along and see if you don't agree.
-The use of Ralphie instead of Ralph signifies a very feminine persona. Both he and his brother were prone to weep like women often throughout the entire film despite their father's macho demeanor.
-He was the only child in his class lusting after the "Red Rider Bee Bee Gun" which to me seems like a definite phallic symbol while at the same time, is an obvious sign of violent tendancies spurred by repressed homosexual feelings towards Flick (his friend) and the bully.
-His homo-erotic ways are supported more so by his fantasies of shooting men in tight fitting, trendy outfits (outlaws--yeah right!) with his sights on their anal regions. He also was filmed browsing his mother's issue of "LOOK" magazine, explaining it away with the ad of the gun he sought. Also in his fantasies, he was carried away victoriously by his male classmates while the females looked on.
-Isn't it strange how the lamp that was shaped like a leg attracted Ralphie's attention, but not like his father's? It was more like he admired the leg and took it as a fashion statement rather than a sexual object.
-Ralphie was also found displaying more signs of homo-sexual inspired violence by mounting the bully and riding him while beating the oppressive force at the same time.
This all points to some very disturbing conclusions that I must make you all aware of. My problem isn't that Ralphie may be fag--My problem is that he's a violent fag.
-The use of Ralphie instead of Ralph signifies a very feminine persona. Both he and his brother were prone to weep like women often throughout the entire film despite their father's macho demeanor.
-He was the only child in his class lusting after the "Red Rider Bee Bee Gun" which to me seems like a definite phallic symbol while at the same time, is an obvious sign of violent tendancies spurred by repressed homosexual feelings towards Flick (his friend) and the bully.
-His homo-erotic ways are supported more so by his fantasies of shooting men in tight fitting, trendy outfits (outlaws--yeah right!) with his sights on their anal regions. He also was filmed browsing his mother's issue of "LOOK" magazine, explaining it away with the ad of the gun he sought. Also in his fantasies, he was carried away victoriously by his male classmates while the females looked on.
-Isn't it strange how the lamp that was shaped like a leg attracted Ralphie's attention, but not like his father's? It was more like he admired the leg and took it as a fashion statement rather than a sexual object.
-Ralphie was also found displaying more signs of homo-sexual inspired violence by mounting the bully and riding him while beating the oppressive force at the same time.
This all points to some very disturbing conclusions that I must make you all aware of. My problem isn't that Ralphie may be fag--My problem is that he's a violent fag.
