The difference between men and women.

[Norman Bates]

CATS;
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Don´t tell fishy

 

[HulkRow]

The Differences between Men and Women
GROCERIES;
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things.
A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on the Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10 items or less lane.

Out of everything on that list, heres the one thing that does not apply to the men of elite.

 

[jesus 2]

Re: Re: The difference between men and women.

Don´t tell fishy

lol! i don't kick cats! i make fun of kicking dogs though. i don't really do it, but if i'm walking with friends and we happen to see a dog running around stray, i'll quip something like, "i'm gonna go kick it!". if it's a small dog, i'll make an estimate on how far i could kick it. hahah.


j2da2

 

[prophet]

BATHROOMS;
A man has five items in his bathroom..... a toothbrush, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

does that include their dildo...oh wait they hide that under the bed

 

[nivek]

"boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" i love it when the little kid says this in Kindergarten Cop.

 

[bullett]

"boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" i love it when the little kid says this in Kindergarten Cop.

You just like to hear 5 yo girls say penis....