The Clueless Majority

[Hannibal]

A young lady approached me one day whilst I was working. Attractive yet a little heavy she pleaded with me to help her lose weight. We sat down and began discussing various training and lifestyle problems she might have been experiencing. However, try as I might I could find no reason why she should be gaining weight until she told me that she sat at work and ate two 1/2 kilo bags of candy a day. When I looked shocked and explained that I had just found the main problem, she gased at me in confusion and told me I must be wrong as there is NO fat in candy!!

 

[Sassy69]

I was gonna say -- I didn't know they sold candy by the kilo in MO. LOL!

 

[Hannibal]

http://www.net1.net/users/trigg/crazygym.htm

sorry...was in no way claiming that as mine....I don't often use the word "wilst"

 

[nikkita]

I guess she refused to take the candy bags out of her diet!!

hehehe!!!

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Sad, but not surprising. It always amazes me when people are so clueless about things like this.

It ain't rocket science.

 

[TheProject]

sorry...was in no way claiming that as mine....I don't often use the word "wilst"

as evidenced by your spelling there...

 

[Hannibal]

as evidenced by your spelling there...

...just proves my point

 

[wilson6]

Are you sure you're not describing SPAT in her bulking high carb diet days

 

[w84me]

Two true ones .... I see daily ...
- lady eats a Snickers bar every day before getting on the treadmill to have energy to do her cardio workout
- lady pops popcorn every afternoon for her 'lite' snack, but pours powdered cheese over the top because its better than butter

 

[The Shadow]

A young lady approached me one day whilst I was working. Attractive yet a little heavy she pleaded with me to help her lose weight. We sat down and began discussing various training and lifestyle problems she might have been experiencing. However, try as I might I could find no reason why she should be gaining weight until she told me that she sat at work and ate two 1/2 kilo bags of candy a day. When I looked shocked and explained that I had just found the main problem, she gased at me in confusion and told me I must be wrong as there is NO fat in candy!!

Yep....people think fat-free mean CALORIE free.....see it all the time.


Nice location??

From Dracula?

 

[Puddles]

I know that excess carbs will put more fat on me than healthy fats will...took me many years to learn that though.

 

[The Shadow]

KILOS - lolol

 

[Hannibal]

Re: Re: The Clueless Majority

Nice location??

From Dracula?

Precisely, from Prince Vlad himself...and the sig is an excerpt from Johnathan Harker's Journal.

 

[Gladiola]

11. When Bambi and Crystal use the power rack to stretch their hamstrings.

I wish we had strippers at my gym

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I wish we had strippers at my gym

Come workout at my gym. 3 words..... Gold's and Las Vegas. Lotsa girls with HYUGE boobs and little tiny outfits. Very interesting....(entertaining). I expect a boob to pop out any day now. Can't wait!

 

[Haz]

My gym is sandwiched between 3 strip clubs, so alot of the girls workout there. It can make concentrating on your workout tough, but its worth it.

w84me, I'm not so sure snickers are all that bad. I used to load trailers, and they would give us snickers bars before the start of the day. I always declined them because I figured they were just junk. However, one day I realized that I didn't bring anything to eat, so I grabbed a couple of bars. They really did seem to help. I've looked up the GI of snickers bars, and its lower then even oatmeal. They really do satisfy. Now I don't mind having one every now and then. MUCH cheaper then a protein bar.

 

[The Shadow]

I would rather a client eat a snickers than a banana

 

[The Shadow]

yep - pb does wonders for that GI

 

[The Shadow]

welll......I am officially unemployed as of the end of the month......


plus some other stuff that I ain't getting into.....

..at least on the board.