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"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back of
the heard that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can
only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back of
the heard that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can
only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."
