The Brag About Yourself Thread!!!

FreakMonster · May 31, 2005

Ok Let's here you brag about something in your life.

ME:

The ladies at work can't stop talking about my huge snake between my legs.

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

why do you have a snake between your legs at work?

tuc biscuit · May 31, 2005

I own a face.

Lestat · May 31, 2005

i've got a big cawk

nycgirl · May 31, 2005

Lestat said:
i've got a big cawk

I heard it's enormous.

SoreArms · May 31, 2005

I haven't done any work at work today, quitting time was 20 mins ago, and I'm still sitting here doing nothing. Bet they think I'm kicking it into overdrive, putting in over time and everything.

dawookie · May 31, 2005

i can lick my eyebrows

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

SoreArms said:
I haven't done any work at work today, quitting time was 20 mins ago, and I'm still sitting here doing nothing. Bet they think I'm kicking it into overdrive, putting in over time and everything.

time for a raise i think

SoreArms · May 31, 2005

hamstershaver said:
time for a raise i think

I got a promotion by doing nothing a lot, why change?

Raina · May 31, 2005

I kicked ass at work today and got everything done for month end with only an extra 1.5 hours of OT!

I also look cute in these underwear.

Lestat · May 31, 2005

Raina said:
I kicked ass at work today and got everything done for month end with only an extra 1.5 hours of OT!

I also look cute in these underwear.

pics!

bdog527 · May 31, 2005

i have a tv.

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

Raina said:
I kicked ass at work today and got everything done for month end with only an extra 1.5 hours of OT!

I also look cute in these underwear.

can i see??

Lestat · May 31, 2005

nycgirl said:
I heard it's enormous.

that's what i've been told

The Shadow · May 31, 2005

I have the hottest chick in the world

The Shadow · May 31, 2005

hamstershaver said:
can i see??

her timecard???

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

The Shadow said:
I have the hottest chick in the world

who?

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

The Shadow said:
her timecard???

sure, if its next to her wearing her panites

Lestat · May 31, 2005

The Shadow said:
I have the hottest chick in the world

pics?

The Shadow · May 31, 2005

hamstershaver said:
sure, if its next to her wearing her panites

LOL

wnt2bBeast · May 31, 2005

i have big testicles

nycgirl · May 31, 2005

I am extremely sweet. Sometimes too sweet for my own good.

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

nycgirl said:
I am extremely sweet. Sometimes too sweet for my own good.

me too

nycgirl · May 31, 2005

hamstershaver said:
me too

You too?

redguru · May 31, 2005

hamstershaver said:
sure, if its next to her wearing her panites

Still trying to figure out why you want to take a picture of Raina's timecard while you stand next to her wearing her panties.

velvett · May 31, 2005

nycgirl said:
I am extremely sweet. Sometimes too sweet for my own good.

Hmm, you ARE very sweet.

Makes me wonder if you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALY are an NYer???

:dodgy:

HMMPH

*arms crossed*

Lestat · May 31, 2005

velvett said:
Hmm, you ARE very sweet.

Makes me wonder if you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALY are an NYer???

HMMPH

*arms crossed*

is she bringin down the curve or what?

nycgirl · May 31, 2005

velvett said:
Hmm, you ARE very sweet.

Makes me wonder if you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALY are an NYer???

HMMPH

*arms crossed*

I'm from Queens, I can't help it.

seizer · May 31, 2005

I make girls panic in my presence.

velvett · May 31, 2005

nycgirl said:
I'm from Queens, I can't help it.

LOL

Born in Flushing.....

you do know I'm just poking fun right???
GGGGRRRRRRRRRR

nycgirl · May 31, 2005

velvett said:
LOL

Born in Flushing.....

you do know I'm just poking fun right???
GGGGRRRRRRRRRR

I know.

hanselthecaretaker · May 31, 2005

I can stay in shape by just using a swiss ball and a pair of 25# dumbells. Plus I have legs gym people envy and I haven't worked them since January.

I'd be dangerous if I got a pullup bar.

redguru · May 31, 2005

hanselthecaretaker said:
I can stay in shape by just using a swiss ball and a pair of 25# dumbells. Plus I have legs gym people envy and I haven't worked them since January.

I'd be dangerous if I got a pullup bar.

That's nothing, I have an ab-lounge and a 25lb kettlebell and I can look like shredded Ferrigno in a week from any bf%.

FreakMonster · May 31, 2005

Raina said:
I kicked ass at work today and got everything done for month end with only an extra 1.5 hours of OT!

I also look cute in these underwear.

I like to hear you bragging. Lets here some more. LOL

i-Supplements · May 31, 2005

I slept with the lights off last night. Seems funny, but I have been paranoid as hell since my house got robbed. Very uneasy.

FreakMonster · May 31, 2005

hamstershaver said:
why do you have a snake between your legs at work?

To eat little hamsters like you for lunch. BWHAHA

FreakMonster · May 31, 2005

El Dandy said:
I slept with the lights off last night. Seems funny, but I have been paranoid as hell since my house got robbed. Very uneasy.

Huh? You bragging about sleeping with the lights off. You pussy!!!

The Shadow · May 31, 2005

El Dandy said:
I slept with the lights off last night. Seems funny, but I have been paranoid as hell since my house got robbed. Very uneasy.

Im sorry....it will get better....

Snypr · May 31, 2005

I am married to Jessica Alba.

wootoom · May 31, 2005

im straight

seizer · May 31, 2005

Wootoom said:
im straight

son! you're blacked out!

wootoom · May 31, 2005

again i know

i-Supplements · May 31, 2005

FreakMonster said:
Huh? You bragging about sleeping with the lights off. You pussy!!!

Hey fucker, I'm not the one who banged the lazy eyed monster.

The Shadow · May 31, 2005

Wootoom said:
im straight

Doesnt that belong ont he thread from about 3 weeks ago called:

"Start an EF rumor"?

wootoom · May 31, 2005

The Shadow said:
Doesnt that belong ont he thread from about 3 weeks ago called:

"Start an EF rumor"?

ok

i-Supplements · May 31, 2005

The Shadow said:
Im sorry....it will get better....

It gets better every day. The first few days, I did'nt even sleep. Once I got my new handgun, I felt alot better. It will pass. Thanks!

PussyWhipped · May 31, 2005

Raina said:
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I also look cute in these underwear.

or

,

,

.

-

Ulcasterdropout · May 31, 2005

I can run pretty well for a fat man.

The Shadow · May 31, 2005

El Dandy said:
It gets better every day. The first few days, I did'nt even sleep. Once I got my new handgun, I felt alot better. It will pass. Thanks!

A security system will really help as well

big4life · May 31, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
I can run pretty well for a fat man.

I can't.

But I do roll down hill pretty good.

i-Supplements · May 31, 2005

The Shadow said:
A security system will really help as well

I've talked about it. I got rid of my land line months ago. It was silly to have it and my cell. It looks as if may get my land line back, just so I can have a security system. Peace of mind.

nycgirl · May 31, 2005

El Dandy said:
I've talked about it. I got rid of my land line months ago. It was silly to have it and my cell. It looks as if may get my land line back, just so I can have a security system. Peace of mind.

I turned mine on for the same reason. It will be just my luck I can't make an emergency call because of a few military planes (I live 25 min from @ least 2 bases and the Pentagon) flying over (they always mess up my signal).

slat1 · May 31, 2005

I haven't looked into it. But, I'm sure I have broken the world record for number of times masturbating in ones life. I'm confident I smashed that record!

FreakMonster · May 31, 2005

El Dandy said:
Hey fucker, I'm not the one who banged the lazy eyed monster.

LOL, I guess I'll brag about that too. Yes I did give the lazy eyed monster a good ride.

i-Supplements · May 31, 2005

FreakMonster said:
LOL, I guess I'll brag about that too. Yes I did give the lazy eyed monster a good ride.

That may have been one of the funniest threads of the year. We need to pull that thread up.

GoldenDelicious · May 31, 2005

there arent enough days in my week for the girls calling me at the moment

betcha $10 now that ive said that, its all going to end and ill be dateless once again

habitualhealth · May 31, 2005

Whew, too many things to choose from...it's tough being me.

hanselthecaretaker · May 31, 2005

I just finished a large 2 topping Hungry Howies pizza and cinnabread and I'll wake up weighing less in the morning.

biteme · May 31, 2005

What is there to brag about? Every gift I have comes from God. I can focus all my energy on having a great body, making money, etc. and be successful if God has equipped me with the ability to do so. Or I can be a servant of the lord and seek his will and everything else can come second.

Ulcasterdropout · Jun 1, 2005

habitualhealth said:
Whew, too many things to choose from...it's tough being me.

you love being you. I saw those ALT pix. You're a ham...

wootoom · Jun 1, 2005

id fuck me

Lestat · Jun 1, 2005

Wootoom said:
id fuck me

would you swallow yourself?

habitualhealth · Jun 1, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
you love being you. I saw those ALT pix. You're a ham...

Yes, I love me...I'm the best me I can be...

A ham? Hah yeah, i guess i can be. More of a sarcastic lil shit than anything tho. :qt:

feisty11975 · Jun 1, 2005

Lestat said:
would you swallow yourself?

wootoom · Jun 1, 2005

Lestat said:
would you swallow yourself?

why you being rude tonight? im going to bed

GoldenDelicious · Jun 1, 2005

Wootoom said:
id fuck me

lots of people suggest that you do that anyway, dont they?

Yarg! · Jun 1, 2005

ill post here cuz i cant start a new thread: wtf is this fatal error 30 sec excedded crap?

Deterass · Jun 1, 2005

I am an expert at licking the kitty.

HiDnGoD · Jun 1, 2005

nycgirl said:
I am extremely sweet. Sometimes too sweet for my own good.

I'm kinda salty.

Evil_Frisky · Jun 1, 2005

I am the shiat....... and my abs are coming in.... YAY

EnderJE · Jun 1, 2005

I am not Frisky! Yay!

wootoom · Jun 1, 2005

i start the best threads

Evil_Frisky · Jun 1, 2005

EnderJE said:
I am not Frisky! Yay!

then you are not the shiat.... i wouldnt be excited about that sweets. :qt:

Ulcasterdropout · Jun 1, 2005

Frisky said:
I am the shiat....... and my abs are coming in.... YAY

wow....

strangebrew · Jun 1, 2005

I once defeated a full-grown grizzly bear in a thumb wrestling match.

redguru · Jun 2, 2005

strangebrew said:
I once defeated a full-grown grizzly bear in a thumb wrestling match.

Ummm, I could do that too, as a Grizzly has no thumb.

strangebrew · Jun 2, 2005

redguru said:
Ummm, I could do that too, as a Grizzly has no thumb.

GO TO HELL

redguru · Jun 2, 2005

strangebrew said:
GO TO HELL

Without a doubt

feisty11975 · Jun 2, 2005

Frisky said:
I am the shiat....... and my abs are coming in.... YAY

You are lookin good Frisky!!! Keep up the good work and you're sure to do great in the competition!!!

UA_Iron · Jun 2, 2005

When aap was being bitched around by a 19yo virgin I was taking a 19yo's virginity (female, bitches, no smart ass remarks).

PussyWhipped · Jun 2, 2005

strangebrew said:
GO TO HELL

<== just jump into my avatar

HiDnGoD · Jun 2, 2005

FEISTY11975 said:
You are lookin good Frisky!!! Keep up the good work and you're sure to do great in the competition!!!

Actually, I can think of one way you'd look better.
New pics. Self portraits are difficult. You need to have someone else take them. If you need a photog let me know. (jk)
Yes, very nice, esp abs. I haven't seen mine since I was six years old. You have some to spare? I admire your dedication.

*MissFit* · Jun 2, 2005

I'm so great i don't need to brag.. u just see it :worried:

j/k

Elite_Fry · Jun 2, 2005

ive achieved nothing so got nothing to brag about

life sucks

General-K · Jun 2, 2005

Elite_Fry said:
ive achieved nothing so got nothing to brag about life sucks

Dont be so hard on yourself bro I am sure there must be something you have done that has made you or somone else very proud.

pintoca · Jun 2, 2005

so much to say about myself it would turn me into an instant post whore of Lestatian_writing proportions

*MissFit* · Jun 2, 2005

Vanity is the devil

General-K · Jun 2, 2005

pintoca said:
so much to say about myself it would turn me into an instant post whore of Lestatian_writing proportions

Lol

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