The boy that is NJSerious... (post #1)
As everyone is aware of my little rectum malt horse that shows up on all my threads trying mightly to get me to notice the postings of such a foolishly idle fancy lad... I did a little research to find out just who my little love struck stalker actually is...
So let us all welcome NJSissy to the EF Version of THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
Here we learn that without rocks in his pockets.. little Pretzel Boy would blow away in the wind....
THINNER THAN PISS ON A HOT ROCK...http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=170213
After only one year of working out.. he is ready to try AAS for the first time. Look at these stats...
1 - Age - 19
2 - Lifting History - 1 year
3 - Height - 6'0
4 - Weight - 165
5 - Estimated BF% (Or at least, lean/think/fat etc...) - lean
6 - Diet - 6 meals per day, n-large 2, bulking diet
7 - Goals - reach 185-190lbs
8 - Proposed cycle (To show that you've at least done a little homework.) - No idea.
Fool can't even operate the Search Button
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169822
Now we know that the little semen collector is nothing but a liare liar because the above post was on August 30th. Yet on July 11th, he posts that he has only been training 4 months. And already is looking for roids. Somehow he managed to get an extra 8 months of training in about 49 days.
Not only is he lazy and a liar, but he is totally busted here.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156596
It seems our ass goblin wants to see everyone's cock:
WTF? are "muscle lines"?
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166427
Since the little ass prince didn't get the answer he wanted, he decided to be a little more specific.
He needs a big dick
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165589
Obviously he got more than he bargained for and is trying to use the tanning bed as an excuse...
His ass was BLAZED
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165536]
He wants to be on the "other" side of anal sex...
Yet men giggle when he mentions the TOP position, he will have to start with a girl.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168879
Not only did no one volunteer but the poor lass must be on the verge of sexual frustration. Someone help him out.
He doesn't have enough forearm strength to jack off.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164740
Since he turned so many stomachs by his whiny nelly behaviour, he decides to try to butch it up.
Like he is fooling anyone.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166658
If there are any doubts about his homosexual nature, let this put them to rest.
NYC Boy's first customer.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151649
As everyone is aware of my little rectum malt horse that shows up on all my threads trying mightly to get me to notice the postings of such a foolishly idle fancy lad... I did a little research to find out just who my little love struck stalker actually is...
So let us all welcome NJSissy to the EF Version of THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
Here we learn that without rocks in his pockets.. little Pretzel Boy would blow away in the wind....
THINNER THAN PISS ON A HOT ROCK...http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=170213
After only one year of working out.. he is ready to try AAS for the first time. Look at these stats...
1 - Age - 19
2 - Lifting History - 1 year
3 - Height - 6'0
4 - Weight - 165
5 - Estimated BF% (Or at least, lean/think/fat etc...) - lean
6 - Diet - 6 meals per day, n-large 2, bulking diet
7 - Goals - reach 185-190lbs
8 - Proposed cycle (To show that you've at least done a little homework.) - No idea.
Fool can't even operate the Search Button
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169822
Now we know that the little semen collector is nothing but a liare liar because the above post was on August 30th. Yet on July 11th, he posts that he has only been training 4 months. And already is looking for roids. Somehow he managed to get an extra 8 months of training in about 49 days.
Not only is he lazy and a liar, but he is totally busted here.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156596
It seems our ass goblin wants to see everyone's cock:
WTF? are "muscle lines"?
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166427
Since the little ass prince didn't get the answer he wanted, he decided to be a little more specific.
He needs a big dick
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165589
Obviously he got more than he bargained for and is trying to use the tanning bed as an excuse...
His ass was BLAZED
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165536]
He wants to be on the "other" side of anal sex...
Yet men giggle when he mentions the TOP position, he will have to start with a girl.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168879
Not only did no one volunteer but the poor lass must be on the verge of sexual frustration. Someone help him out.
He doesn't have enough forearm strength to jack off.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164740
Since he turned so many stomachs by his whiny nelly behaviour, he decides to try to butch it up.
Like he is fooling anyone.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166658
If there are any doubts about his homosexual nature, let this put them to rest.
NYC Boy's first customer.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151649
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