The Bowl Movement Report...

[WODIN]

During the next 12 - 48 hours we will be experiencing a heavy down pousr coming out of the south with large explosive gust of wind later today and this evening. Time to get out the metamucile bob. You said it charlie.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[notoriousQQ]

damn, I thought this was about college football. carry on craptain.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm not coming home tonight....

 

[saint808]

I'm not coming home tonight....

i have an extra bedroom... for your overnight bag... you of course can stay in my room


why do i feel one day your hubby is gonna bash my skull in.

 

[WODIN]

I'm not coming home tonight....

LMFAO!!!

If you would have added some benefibre to those ketocookies instead of exlax I wouldn't be in this mess.

 

[vixenbabe]

Go ahead..Keep bitching baby! And...before you ask...your strap on shit bag is in the downstairs bathroom. WEAR IT cuz I hate washing shitty drawer's.

Saint808...My bags are packed cuz I've about had it with allll HIS pissin( now shittin ) and moaning.....

Love ya Wodin....

 

[WODIN]

Actually I don't blame her a bit for wanting to get away this weekend.

Saint be good to my woman..

 

[beastboy]

Awwwwwhhh! How cute! An internet crush.

 

[WODIN]

Ahhhhh it's the Golgathan Shit Beast....Ahhhh

Orrr Gorrzillra sarve urs!!!!


Ahhhhhhhh....

 

[TEXgrl]

LMAO!!

 

[saint808]

Actually I don't blame her a bit for wanting to get away this weekend.

Saint be good to my woman..

i'll try real HARD... get it?? ahhh hell... i got nothing really..

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!! I gotcha pardner...

She likes it when you tie her up, drip hot wax on her nipples and use one of the Black and Decker cordless drills with the delux dildo attachment on her.

Just a hint buddy...you'll do fine.

 

[saint808]

LOL!!! I gotcha pardner...

She likes it when you tie her up, drip hot wax on her nipples and use one of the Black and Decker cordless drills with the delux dildo attachment on her.

Just a hint buddy...you'll do fine.

so i can get that at sears right... oh wait that's craftsman... damn how do i convince the sales clerk it's not for me?

 

[WODIN]

Get it at a doit center, they're very descrete.

 

[saint808]

Get it at a doit center, they're very descrete.

that some sort of pervert shop? i guess any shop could be a pervert shop if you are creative tho. Will home depot have what i need?

 

[WODIN]

Yeah Home Depot and doit are pretty much the same thing.

Watch out for the Golgathian....

 

[saint808]

are we still talking about sex of some sort? I actually had planned to play board games with her to be honest.

 

[WODIN]

Well what ever floats your boat.

I know I get off on a good game of monoply every now and then.

 

[saint808]

Well what ever floats your boat.

I know I get off on a good game of monoply every now and then.

don't get me wrong... i likes me some MILF in the mornings but... but... well now that i think about it unless it is strip monopoly or we actually go to one of the hotels on baltic avenue and play married i think it's time for a stop at ACE hardware.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I almost threw up reading this thread.