"The Bed Pisser"

[Crazier]

Yep... got that drunk last night. Fucking woke up, pissing my bed something stupid. At least I didn't have a chic sleeping next to me!!! I've done this about 3 times because of alcohol. I think I may need a break from alcohol and just stick with my weed.

Yup. Any other bed pissers out there!?!?! LMAO.

DAMN!!!
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[rudedawg]

you need help.... do yourself a favor and go buy a straight jacket...... take a bunch of sleeping pills.... have someone put the jacket on you once you pass out........ then check your ass into a mental hospital

 

[HappyScrappy]

hahaha.
once I was wasted and pissed myself.
well, more correctly, the full story was - I quit my job and then went to a company party that night, I got wasted, made out with a coworker, led a fat chick into the bedroom, passed out face down on the floor, puked, was slapped awake by the VP of the company (that I just recently quit), I then lifted him above my head and body slammed him onto the floor (in my puke) then passed out on him, and puked on him, then pissed myself.

that was a little sign to myself that maybe I shouldn't drink so much.
haven't had more than 3 beers in a night after that - avoiding hard A.

also - if you want some real quality pass-out-and-piss-your-bed action, then you could move on to GHB - that if dosed too high will result in that.

 

[growin']

Hey HappyScrappy, hope you don't mind, I stole your avatar for my own. From one Hendrix fan to another, you are indeed an audiophile with discerning taste.

 

[Crazier]

Funny shit Happy.

COME ON PEOPLE!!! LET'S HEAR MORE BED PISSING STORIES!!!


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[HappyScrappy]

Hey HappyScrappy, hope you don't mind, I stole your avatar for my own. From one Hendrix fan to another, you are indeed an audiophile with discerning taste.

no worries - I've since changed mine - you can force a cache update by doing a ctrl-f5 on a windows machine.

and hendrix is the best!

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Best pee story I have is once I had guests sleeping over and I went out drinking the night before and got hammered. Well at about 8AM I had to pee big time so I come out of my room and the guests have taken up all the bathrooms in the house. I don't know what to do cause I'm still drunk so I decide to go back into my room and try to wait it out. It's mid summer so all the windows are open and it's warm. My parents are sitting in the back yard having a coffee. I have a plastic garbage can in my room so I fill it up with tissue paper and start peeing. But this pee was long and noisy. I hear my dad asking my mom if she hears any water running. Later in the day my mom found out what happened and she still laughs about it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

in college there was this hot chick dating this meathead and I never got what she saw in him. then I heard a series of stories that really made me question it all...

They both got loaded at a party, went back to her place and slept in her bed - in the middle of the night, he realises he has to pee, but it is too much of a hassle to get up and find the bathroom, so in his drunken state - it makes sense just to lift the covers and pee on whatever is right there... which is her desk. which is covered with papers and textbooks, and a laptop... which all get drenched in the kind of piss that only drunks can do.

What is crazy is that she handled this very well. She cleaned it all up and just lauughed it off and he didn't even apologize.

Two weeks go by. They go out to a party, they get drunk, and go back to her place. In the middle of the night... etc etc - he pisses all over her books, papers, and laptop AGAIN!!!

This time she shrugs it off, but must have been mentally noting it.

The next time they went out and got loaded - she made sure they went back to HIS place and then as soon as she got through the door she got up on his bed, pulled her pants down and pissed all over his bed.

And they still dated after that....

I never could look at either of them with a straight face after hearing that story from her friend...

 

[Crazier]

LMAO!!! HOLYSHIT THAT WAS CLASSIC HAPPY!!!


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