Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I would love to hear some more of AAP's interesting stories that he has a never ending supply of. Like his friend from atlanta that did the shitty movie, or showing up the fat guy at the gym, or his teenager lifting crew. So who's with me?? We want to hear some stories.
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actually those are some pretty darn funny stories.
Bitch, my life ain't weird. I just happen to know, ummm... colorful people.
I think the most interesting was a friend of mine I grew up with that conned his family into thinking he was gay and needed to go to a "treatment" facility in Europe over the summer to cure him of it. Told his family (who was very worried about the "gay" thing becoming public) that the treatment facility was so secret that they wouldn't take checks, only cash. That was to protect individuals identity. Instead we took the money and ran, all over Europe for the summer. Even visiting whore houses in Belgium where he explained it to his family over the phone as a "field trip" to enforce the attraction to the opposite sex that the clinic was putting him through.
I think I posted this here before.
But sofageorge has some great stories.
I think the most interesting was a friend of mine I grew up with that conned his family into thinking he was gay and needed to go to a "treatment" facility in Europe over the summer to cure him of it. Told his family (who was very worried about the "gay" thing becoming public) that the treatment facility was so secret that they wouldn't take checks, only cash. That was to protect individuals identity. Instead we took the money and ran, all over Europe for the summer. Even visiting whore houses in Belgium where he explained it to his family over the phone as a "field trip" to enforce the attraction to the opposite sex that the clinic was putting him through.
I think I posted this here before.
But sofageorge has some great stories.
From Zero said:
Dude, it was a blast. He just graduated from high school and I was starting my senior year the next.... his father had already laid out all his career plans for the next 30 years, including overtaking his office when his father resigned... poor guy had nothing but dull and sludgery to look forward too.
He invited me home with him, where over dinner he tearfully broke down and weeped a river of crocodile tears and confessed.. "I'm gay." (Him, not me. Cause I ain't gay)
Now this was in the mid 90's... but his parent's reaction was from the 40's. His mother wailing and praying, his father sighing and getting depressed and me sitting over there thinking "Kewl!! Let's go make some bootleg CD remixes!!" He then told his father that he knew of a private treatment facility in Europe that would accept him during the summer and "cure" him. His father had a so-so serious look on his face when he said "son, we will do whatever it takes". He told them some outrageous high fee that was payable only in cash because the treatment facility refused to take in checks in fear that someone from the back would trace their clients back to them and expose them. He said was scared to go because he didn't know anyone and would be homesick with no friends. His mother "magically" suggested taking me. At that point, I jump up and go "BUT I AIN'T GAY. And another thing, this fucking floral arrangement on the table ain't working with that set of drapes over there. bitch."
Man, we drew out money every Monday and Thursday and went all over Europe during that time. Once we ended up in Belgium and spent $3000 on hookers there. He told his parents it was part of the "treatment" because they wanted to be sure he could function with the opposite sex when the time came.
I still see this guy once in a blue moon. Nice guy, got a family now, has lots of work going.... I always greet him with "what's up fag..." We both just crack up then.
sh4dowf4lcon
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lmao
supersizeme
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AAP said:
i gotta ask...i realize you ain't gay but were these male or female hookers? if they were female, did you go shopping with them or what on earth did you do?
SofaGeorge
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I've said often - AAP has the most interesting life of anyone here. I think his best thread was the foot fetish guy.
You will have to do a search to get the whole story... but basically what happened was I picked up a trick one night when I was single and brought him home.
I have the (thank god) ability to shoot whenever I want. 3 strokes or 3000 strokes, it makes no difference, when I am ready to cum, I simply.... do.
So I fucked him. For almost 2 hours solid. I could tell he was loving it, but for some reason, he didn't cum. At first I thought no big deal... and kept at it. By the end of the first hour, I was like "ok, he gonna cum or he gonna beg me to stop. one or the other". 50 mins later, I was like fuck this shit and just pulled out. I didn't have an orgasm. I just fell back on the bed and tried to slow my heart down.
Out of morbid curiousity, I just asked him "you ok man? " and he told me that yeah, he was ok, it was great but he could never reach orgasm that way. That it took alternative measures to get him to cum. So, being the gentleman (albeit the nosey one) that I am, I asked.
And he told me. That he got off on washing hair. I was like "bitch you want me to wash your hair after 2 hours of thumping you silly?" and he was like no, no, no... he prefers to do the washing. Would I be willing? I am like, why not.. no effort on my part. So we go in the den where my bar is and I lay on my back on the bar with my head over the sink in the back. (I later heard he had a damn hairstylist chair and sink at his house) and he started washing my hair. ACtually he was doing a GREAT job and that combined with the fact I was tired I was fading away and drifting off. About 40 mins later I realized that he had both hands on my head at the same time for the whole time I was laying there. I am like "how this fool gonna get off when he ain't touching himself" So I ask him.. "hey man, you about ready to do your thing cause I think my scalp is getting wrinkled from all this water." He told me he had already cum. Three times. I was like "no way"... but I looked and sure enough there was a puddle on the floor and running down his leg. Dude could orgasm without touching himself.
Fucking amazing.
And weird.
I have the (thank god) ability to shoot whenever I want. 3 strokes or 3000 strokes, it makes no difference, when I am ready to cum, I simply.... do.
So I fucked him. For almost 2 hours solid. I could tell he was loving it, but for some reason, he didn't cum. At first I thought no big deal... and kept at it. By the end of the first hour, I was like "ok, he gonna cum or he gonna beg me to stop. one or the other". 50 mins later, I was like fuck this shit and just pulled out. I didn't have an orgasm. I just fell back on the bed and tried to slow my heart down.
Out of morbid curiousity, I just asked him "you ok man? " and he told me that yeah, he was ok, it was great but he could never reach orgasm that way. That it took alternative measures to get him to cum. So, being the gentleman (albeit the nosey one) that I am, I asked.
And he told me. That he got off on washing hair. I was like "bitch you want me to wash your hair after 2 hours of thumping you silly?" and he was like no, no, no... he prefers to do the washing. Would I be willing? I am like, why not.. no effort on my part. So we go in the den where my bar is and I lay on my back on the bar with my head over the sink in the back. (I later heard he had a damn hairstylist chair and sink at his house) and he started washing my hair. ACtually he was doing a GREAT job and that combined with the fact I was tired I was fading away and drifting off. About 40 mins later I realized that he had both hands on my head at the same time for the whole time I was laying there. I am like "how this fool gonna get off when he ain't touching himself" So I ask him.. "hey man, you about ready to do your thing cause I think my scalp is getting wrinkled from all this water." He told me he had already cum. Three times. I was like "no way"... but I looked and sure enough there was a puddle on the floor and running down his leg. Dude could orgasm without touching himself.
Fucking amazing.
And weird.
chewyxrage
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Whoa that is some seriously funny shit.
I don't consider myself sheltered - but never heard of stuff like this before. Imagine the obsession dude has where he can't cum from sexual contact but can cum by just washing someones hair. Wow.
I don't consider myself sheltered - but never heard of stuff like this before. Imagine the obsession dude has where he can't cum from sexual contact but can cum by just washing someones hair. Wow.
PharmaPhreak
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Im so confused??????.
about AAP's sexuality.
about AAP's sexuality.
rnch said:
These people must live under a rock and don't get out and meet others very much. Surely they have met strange people.
What about the girl on here that had the roommate that slept UNDER the bed instead of on top. Like it was a coffin or something. She said she would go in there and call her name and not see her, but then she would be sliding out from under the bed. Girl asked what she was doing under there and she said "sleeping".
PharmaPhreak
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my brothers college roomate did the same thing. The bed thing, not the other sick thing that AAP did......
Wish my friends were as wierd as AAP.....
Wish my friends were as wierd as AAP.....
breathinbleedout
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ok you guys want crazy stories..heres one of mine.
During my freshman year, I used to live in this crazy house sort of designed like a swastika. My next door neighbor was an active member in praticing the dark art of witch craft. She also had an interesting hobby of mummyfing cats. She would get(more like steal) kittens and basically starve them to death, and what you would end up with are these tiny miniature cats which looked like they were made of sticks. It was really cool to look at until you realized they were real cats. Yhea well..i will complete the story later...
During my freshman year, I used to live in this crazy house sort of designed like a swastika. My next door neighbor was an active member in praticing the dark art of witch craft. She also had an interesting hobby of mummyfing cats. She would get(more like steal) kittens and basically starve them to death, and what you would end up with are these tiny miniature cats which looked like they were made of sticks. It was really cool to look at until you realized they were real cats. Yhea well..i will complete the story later...
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Insane read.
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Gambino
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AAP said:
so did you guys gay out all across europe?
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Gambino
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gimme the dirt on AAP
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