that pop tart ad is just wrong

[HappyScrappy]

there is this ad where this white kid is leaning for school and his mom says "don't forget your pop tarts" and then hands them over to her dejected son.
he then goes outside to walk to school, and on the way runs into a black kid his age. he then says "you got my..." whatever the fuck it is - toaster strudel I think. the black kid slyly pulls out a toaster strudel and hands it off to the white kid...

this is an obvious reference to an on street drug deal, and I personally find it wrong. wrong wrong wrong.

that and at the end there is a garage full of pop tarts. which is also wrong.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

even though I grew up on pop tarts,toaster struedell's are the wave of the future.

 

[The Shadow]

word

 

[danielson]

i dont get it. is this an advert for toaster strudels or pop tarts.....why does the kid hand over the toaster strudel? this is a little complicated for me

or does this thread have a hidden meaning

 

[HappyScrappy]

even though I grew up on pop tarts,toaster struedell's are the wave of the future.

do you get your's from the neighborhood dealer? is he a 10 year old black kid.
I'm learning much from TV.

 

[spongebob]

lets get jasse jackson involved and see if he can extort some monies out of the toaster strudel company.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i dont get it. is this an advert for toaster strudels or pop tarts.....why does the kid hand over the toaster strudel? this is a little complicated for me

or does this thread have a hidden meaning

and ad for the strudel. they are saying that kids would get rid of pop tarts in favor of black market toaster strudels. they might even be addictive.
as far as I know the white kid doesn't give the black kid anything in order to get the toaster strudel, so it could be some sort of oppression going on too.

 

[Lao Tzu]

hes probably a new customer, so he is trying to get him hooked. Before you know it he'll be sucking his dick and doing his homework for a taste of frosted strudel.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hes probably a new customer, so he is trying to get him hooked. Before you know it he'll be sucking his dick and doing his homework for a taste of frosted strudel.

damn, that is pretty much the perfect description of the real happyscrappy

 

[danielson]

i think the black kid should complain to his councillor that the white kid is obviously harrasing him and stealing his toaster strudel. better yet, the kid should tape an incident and give it to the L.A. media. they can then aquit the pop-tart boy in court and start a riot



american ads are strange it seems....

 

[big4life]

I will stick with the fresh Cinnamon rolls from my local bakery.




But sadly, it's been ages.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I once saw a pop tart ad with some wanker who watched a pop tart spin around, as if it were scratching. The skinny chosser then proclaims something that I couldn't understand, and the ad ends.

I hate television.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like ads where big heavy things fall on fat people and small children.

 

[Lumberg]

i dont get it. is this an advert for toaster strudels or pop tarts.....why does the kid hand over the toaster strudel? this is a little complicated for me

or does this thread have a hidden meaning

shh. don't let out this secret.

"pop tart" is a code word for "karma thread"

however only respondents that are "in" on the "secret" can participate

HappyScrappy has used a complicated code to signal what the appropriate words to include in the responses are; they vary based on the last letter of your username, the tens digit in the minute part of the time of day, and what is depicted in your avater.

my codeword is "mitzelprick."

can you figure out what yours is?

JC

 

[HappyScrappy]

STOP - I hate this karma shit.

 

[danielson]

lol....i think mine is hornymisato

 

[Lao Tzu]

Pop tart should find a market in the 3rd world. They could pay off the dictator to force the pop tarts on the public and outlaw strudels.

Fuck, in islamic countries it would be easy. Just get the Clerics to say that the Koran prohibits the eating of strudels and encourages pop tarts. Now that i think of it, i think jesus said something like that once too. I think that was the parable he taught right before he got lost in the desert and had to drink his own urine to survive.

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I was growing up and hungry I would have killed for a pop tart.

now they just taste like cardboard with jam on it... which actually sounds kinda good right now, maybe I'm hungry...

 

[danielson]

comeon....the chocolate ones were pretty good werent they?

 

[plornive]

Fuck I hate toaster strudels. Pop-tarts all the way.

I think there should be a commercial of what pop-tarts are really about --- office workers working all day and binging on pop-tarts at 12am. WFT is up with this pop-tarts being for breakfast thing.

 

[Raina]

I learn so much here about diversity. HS is a wise wise skank.

My mom wouldn't let us have pop tarts. She said that she didn't want us to have all of that sugar in the morning....but now I realize the truth-- she was afraid that if I had access to the very valuable pop tarts, I'd be able to use them to buy other things-- like sticker books or heroin. Are those commercials secretly telling people that pop tarts are some kind of monetary form in some cultures??

poptart.

 

[HighIntensity]

poptarts arn't going to make you big happy

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh shit, I forgot about signing shit poptart.

I was never allowed sugary stuff. that and we never had food since we didn't have much money, so I would just sit and fantasize about food. and sex. but not sex with food ala American Pie - that must be a rich kid thing.

I don't know that you can trade a pop tart for anything - in the commercial he seems to just ditch the pop tart and then the black kid just gives me the strudel... then again, I didn't pay that much attention.

there is also a small child in a fake car that doesn't get crushed by a large wall of poptarts - but I would think that would make it better.

 

[Raina]

It's REALLY hard to spot inject pop tarts. I don't like dissolving them in saline because let's face it-- a warm pop tart and a glass of saline sounds shitty and I'm sure my body would think the same of that combo in inection form. But pop tart/milk injections burn like hell.....

 

[saint808]

i think you are either reading way too much into the advertisement or not nearly enough.