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Thank goodness I'm an E.F. FreeLoader
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Yeah, a slow connection isn't going to sell any new memberships.
I wonder if George is analyzing his network for the bottlenecks?
I wonder if George is analyzing his network for the bottlenecks?
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God Dayumn its slow right now.
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Run DBCC.
Re-index
Then put the archived posts on a seperate DB.
Re-index
Then put the archived posts on a seperate DB.
Sexual Mustard
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<--------- will never pay for platinum! 
HappyScrappy
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when the board gets really slow, I just sit here with a dumb and dazed look on my face.
my eyes wander about my cube and my brain scatters itself about, searching for anything to amuse myself.
usually it comes down to one thing, and that one thing is to find a dictionary. then I open said dictionary up to the R section. words like rutabega, and rhino, and rugby. they are beautiful words, and it is a beautiful section. then I place my flaccid penis in there along the spine and I slowly, yet forcefully close the book. sometimes I will walk around with it like that, wondering if anyone will ask to borrow my book.
they never do though.
my eyes wander about my cube and my brain scatters itself about, searching for anything to amuse myself.
usually it comes down to one thing, and that one thing is to find a dictionary. then I open said dictionary up to the R section. words like rutabega, and rhino, and rugby. they are beautiful words, and it is a beautiful section. then I place my flaccid penis in there along the spine and I slowly, yet forcefully close the book. sometimes I will walk around with it like that, wondering if anyone will ask to borrow my book.
they never do though.
Sexual Mustard
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You're just jealous because my gyno's so huge that they LOOK like $10k implants! Don't worry, yours insn't that bad...they look about $6k.
