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who is at her wits end with this secretary now. The other attorney asked me when I was going to fire her now. Even her own friend who reccommended her doesn't want her working here anymore. Yesterday she mailed one of my lawsuits to the wrong damn county, didn't get an attendant for an auction, and spent half the day writing down file numbers on a big long list.

Just now she asked the paralegal in the office if she wanted her to help her to do her work because she had NOTHING to do and was at a JUMPING OFF POINT. WTF lady??? What about the 4 pages of stuff that I've been harping on you to do. The tasks I said I wanted you to do. The ones that I took over 1/2 your workload so that you could do?

Oh, that and she keep calling me "the bitch" to anyone who will listen...lol.

She is so freakin fired. I have an ad out for her replacement. Once I get someone decent in here, I will lovingly pack her knick knacks and walk them to her car for her.
 
She's known you for a while? :P

who is at her wits end with this secretary now. The other attorney asked me when I was going to fire her now. Even her own friend who reccommended her doesn't want her working here anymore. Yesterday she mailed one of my lawsuits to the wrong damn county, didn't get an attendant for an auction, and spent half the day writing down file numbers on a big long list.

Just now she asked the paralegal in the office if she wanted her to help her to do her work because she had NOTHING to do and was at a JUMPING OFF POINT. WTF lady??? What about the 4 pages of stuff that I've been harping on you to do. The tasks I said I wanted you to do. The ones that I took over 1/2 your workload so that you could do?

Oh, that and she keep calling me "the bitch" to anyone who will listen...lol.

She is so freakin fired. I have an ad out for her replacement. Once I get someone decent in here, I will lovingly pack her knick knacks and walk them to her car for her.
 
who is at her wits end with this secretary now. The other attorney asked me when I was going to fire her now. Even her own friend who reccommended her doesn't want her working here anymore. Yesterday she mailed one of my lawsuits to the wrong damn county, didn't get an attendant for an auction, and spent half the day writing down file numbers on a big long list.

Just now she asked the paralegal in the office if she wanted her to help her to do her work because she had NOTHING to do and was at a JUMPING OFF POINT. WTF lady??? What about the 4 pages of stuff that I've been harping on you to do. The tasks I said I wanted you to do. The ones that I took over 1/2 your workload so that you could do?

Oh, that and she keep calling me "the bitch" to anyone who will listen...lol.

She is so freakin fired. I have an ad out for her replacement. Once I get someone decent in here, I will lovingly pack her knick knacks and walk them to her car for her.
id fire her before she fucks something up royally.
 
id fire her before she fucks something up royally.
That's the freaking thing! I have to micro manage her to the point that it is MADDENING! I know it isn't just me now, though. The other attorney today said that she is "going to make my fucking head explode." LOL.

I honestly have never met a more clueless person in my life. I also have never had anyone misrepresnt their abilities and experience on a resume more than she did. I'm more qualified to be a damned astronaut than she is to work here.
 
Don't feel bad. I have to fire someone next week.

I have a data processor that simply isn't working out. I have to do it before Thursday before his 90 probation period is up.

I don't even know where to start about this guy.

For one. Always late. He works 9-4:30. (but you get 40 hours weekly for this still) The earliest he has EVER gotten to work is 9:16. The second earlist? 9:34. 9:50-10:05 is the norm.

He is completely bizarre. He will go in the bathroom 4x-7x a day and stand at the sink for 25-30mins. No, that is not an exaggeration. He will wash his hands. Wash his arms. Wash his face. Wash his hair. yes, he actually washes his fucking hair with that cheap ass pink hand soap from the dispenser. MULTIPLE times per day. He leaves water all over the floor, sink, mirror, walls.

Ok, you would think that is all. No. He has to wipe his hands, face and hair right? Well he does. With an enormous amount of paper towels. Then instead of throwing them in the trash can in there, he walks out of the bathroom to the breakroom and throws them in the trashcan in there.
Then he.....





I swear to God I am not lying....





goes to the break room sink and for another 10 mins washes his hands and arms AGAIN.

Then he dries them off with paper towels.


AND THEN..... instead of throwing them in the trashcan there, he walks up to the front lobby with a handful of dripping wet towels and throws them away in the client waiting room.

WTF? Seriously, we get about 1 hour of work from him per day. Because of running late and then a solid 3-5 hours spent in the bathroom. So we don't even get the entire 1 hour of work from him all at once.

That's not all. He brings his lunch. It is always some kind of sandwich. When he gets there, he unwraps the sandwich and then place ONE slice of bread on the window sill in the break room so the sun "can warm it up by lunchtime". (we have a toaster, oven, microwave, etc..)

When he isn't scuba diving in the restroom or break room sink. He is leaving his desk at least once an hour to go out to the parking lot and check the doors on his car to make sure they are lock. And to make sure his trunk is shut.

Then he takes off his shoe and walks around. Yes, I meant shoe. As in one. He will come to meetings with one fucking shoe on.

You can't tell him anything because before you say two words he is already over excited and trying to finish your sentence for you.

He views porn all the time he is at his desk at work.

His work is not accurate at all. The replacement we are using now is going back to correct the past 4 weeks of work.

I am amazed. He wanted this job so bad in the interviews. Before this, he was fixing traffic lights for $7 per hour. In the heat and rain. This job doesn't pay great, it is $19 per hour right now, with it going to $22-$25 after 90 days (depending on evaluation) while this isn't a really great salary, for the work that it requires it is well paying. The work isn't hard. A lot of time the other 5 data processors are sitting around reading books, surfing the net, playing online games and shit. Some days they get here and there isn't work for them, so they all leave at 2:30 but get paid a full day.

But this bitch just fucked up the whole thing for himself.
 
Don't feel bad. I have to fire someone next week.

I have a data processor that simply isn't working out. I have to do it before Thursday before his 90 probation period is up.

I don't even know where to start about this guy.

For one. Always late. He works 9-4:30. (but you get 40 hours weekly for this still) The earliest he has EVER gotten to work is 9:16. The second earlist? 9:34. 9:50-10:05 is the norm.

He is completely bizarre. He will go in the bathroom 4x-7x a day and stand at the sink for 25-30mins. No, that is not an exaggeration. He will wash his hands. Wash his arms. Wash his face. Wash his hair. yes, he actually washes his fucking hair with that cheap ass pink hand soap from the dispenser. MULTIPLE times per day. He leaves water all over the floor, sink, mirror, walls.

Ok, you would think that is all. No. He has to wipe his hands, face and hair right? Well he does. With an enormous amount of paper towels. Then instead of throwing them in the trash can in there, he walks out of the bathroom to the breakroom and throws them in the trashcan in there.
Then he.....





I swear to God I am not lying....





goes to the break room sink and for another 10 mins washes his hands and arms AGAIN.

Then he dries them off with paper towels.


AND THEN..... instead of throwing them in the trashcan there, he walks up to the front lobby with a handful of dripping wet towels and throws them away in the client waiting room.

WTF? Seriously, we get about 1 hour of work from him per day. Because of running late and then a solid 3-5 hours spent in the bathroom. So we don't even get the entire 1 hour of work from him all at once.

That's not all. He brings his lunch. It is always some kind of sandwich. When he gets there, he unwraps the sandwich and then place ONE slice of bread on the window sill in the break room so the sun "can warm it up by lunchtime". (we have a toaster, oven, microwave, etc..)

When he isn't scuba diving in the restroom or break room sink. He is leaving his desk at least once an hour to go out to the parking lot and check the doors on his car to make sure they are lock. And to make sure his trunk is shut.

Then he takes off his shoe and walks around. Yes, I meant shoe. As in one. He will come to meetings with one fucking shoe on.

You can't tell him anything because before you say two words he is already over excited and trying to finish your sentence for you.

He views porn all the time he is at his desk at work.

His work is not accurate at all. The replacement we are using now is going back to correct the past 4 weeks of work.

I am amazed. He wanted this job so bad in the interviews. Before this, he was fixing traffic lights for $7 per hour. In the heat and rain. This job doesn't pay great, it is $19 per hour right now, with it going to $22-$25 after 90 days (depending on evaluation) while this isn't a really great salary, for the work that it requires it is well paying. The work isn't hard. A lot of time the other 5 data processors are sitting around reading books, surfing the net, playing online games and shit. Some days they get here and there isn't work for them, so they all leave at 2:30 but get paid a full day.

But this bitch just fucked up the whole thing for himself.
OH MY!!! Classic Obsessive Compulsive Disorder right there!

PS -- the reason he is always late is because he has those rituals at home, too.

My chick is just f'n stupid...lol.
 
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