thank god i didnt shave my head.

[bones1435]

I was nervous about a hair test that i had to take. thought about shaving my head, but decided to put my molecular biology degree to work. I found out a way to damage the cortex of my hair. And i passed. Wohooo. But i still have to go through a damn program for a little while. Dont know what to expect. Ive never had to attend a group session before.Bet Brtiney Spears wish she hadnt shaved her damn head, wonder what she was trying to hide.

 

[stilleto]

damage the cortex?

hair dye? bleach?

boric acid?

 

[bones1435]

Nope, wash head with dawn dish soap. Then it was a combination of flouride, baking soda and a hot straightening iron (while ur hair is wet) burn baby burn. It boild the contents in the cortex of ur hair. Sides: u sometimes have to get so close to your head that u burn yourself. I got a few battlewounds! But if i had got busted, it would have cost me five years of being in a program.

 

[stilleto]

Nope, wash head with dawn dish soap. Then it was a combination of flouride, baking soda and a hot straightening iron (while ur hair is wet) burn baby burn. It boild the contents in the cortex of ur hair. Sides: u sometimes have to get so close to your head that u burn yourself. I got a few battlewounds! But if i had got busted, it would have cost me five years of being in a program.

oh.
what kind of substance were you trying to get rid of?

 

[bones1435]

I didnt want to walk on there with a shaved head. that would imply guilt. Besides, they would pluck a hair from the crack of my ass, if they want it that bad. And because of the controversy of the shit that went down, they wanted it pretty bad. This shit went pretty public. I hope i never here the word signature ever again.

 

[bones1435]

Well lets just say that with my medical profession, it a violation to take anything that is not prescribed to you. But it all started on a growth issue

 

[stilleto]

I didnt want to walk on there with a shaved head. that would imply guilt. Besides, they would pluck a hair from the crack of my ass, if they want it that bad. And because of the controversy of the shit that went down, they wanted it pretty bad. This shit went pretty public. I hope i never here the word signature ever again.

what are you talking about?

walk on where?

what went public?

signature?

who gave you a drug test and why?
i think if you're a female and you shave your head, you're going to get noticed.

 

[stilleto]

Well lets just say that with my medical profession, it a violation to take anything that is not prescribed to you. But it all started on a growth issue

OHHHH. lets just say now it makes perfect sense.

 

[bones1435]

Sorry typo. I didnt want to walk into the lab with a shaved head. It would have been to obvious. But the lady at the lab said that most people that come in that have to get a hair sample come in with shaved heads. My hair is about 16in long, and she took a sample from the shaft of my head. took the whole thing. But from what i researched, they only use the first 1/4 inch of the hair.