TextsFromLastNight.com

[Razorguns]

hahahaha! I love this site!

texts from last night

r

 

[chewyxrage]

lol, good shit. I liked this one:


(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.

 

[Razorguns]

my favs:

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.

hahahaha

r

 

[EnderJE]

(626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards

 

[ortiz34]

(505): My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.