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"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm callin' about my neighbor, Billy Bob Pavon. He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm callin' about my neighbor, Billy Bob Pavon. He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
