Tell me...

[superqt4u2nv]

a bedtime story.

 

[fyxgel2]

One time there was this pretty princess name superqt4u2nv, and she was being held ransom in the tower of the enemy's castle.

Then the amazing stud fyxgel2 rescued her and made out with her.

 

[RADAR]

There once was a man from Nantucket ,Who kept all his money in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan who ran away with a man.
As for the Money?........................Nantucket.




RADAR

 

[lavi]

Here's one I keep looking back to everynight. http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333102

I can help you find your boobies btw

 

[superqt4u2nv]

There once was a man from Nantucket ,Who kept all his money in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan who ran away with a man.
As for the Money?........................Nantucket.




RADAR

 

[RADAR]

Mother Goose 6:00 News



Hickory dickory Dok
3 mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other two escaped with minor injuries!



RADAR

 

[Austin316]

One time there was this pretty princess name superqt4u2nv, and she was being held ransom in the tower of the enemy's castle.

Then the amazing stud fyxgel2 rescued her and made out with her.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I understand you now lol


Once there was a bear named Fred, Fred lived in a tree in the forest where he had made a nice bed for himself out of pine needles. He was a queit bear that kept to himself a lot, and enjoyed to eat whatever goodies he could find lying around on the forest floor. One day Fred decided he wanted to take a long walk and see what was happening with all his animal buddies.....

 

[Pamela]

There once was a girl a couple of guys who wanted to play spin the bottle.
The girl had never heard of it before; so the guys was all over that.
But the girl had another idea.
Can you guess what the other idea was?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

There once was a girl a couple of guys who wanted to play spin the bottle.
The girl had never heard of it before; so the guys was all over that.
But the girl had another idea.
Can you guess what the other idea was?

I got a few ideas but please tell me Pamela

 

[Pamela]

I got a few ideas but please tell me Pamela

What would you guess?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

clen? You're up early/late?

 

[Austin316]

I dunno where I was going with the bear but he dies the end

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Here's one I keep looking back to everynight. http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333102

I can help you find your boobies btw

i'm gonna be up half the night laughing because of that thread. i dunno how i missed it the first time around.

 

[georgie24]

come over and ill put you right to sleep

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol someone whip out some Andrew dice clay, preferably the georgie porgie one, i sure as hell aint doing it lol

 

[perkele]

Mother Goose 6:00 News



Hickory dickory Dok
3 mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other two escaped with minor injuries!



RADAR

LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Thanks all fell asleep some time around 3 was up for 6:30 to go to the gym needless to say I am a little tired.

 

[powerslave]

lol someone whip out some Andrew dice clay, preferably the georgie porgie one, i sure as hell aint doing it lol

georgie porgie pudding and pie, jerked off in his girlfriends eye. When that eye dried shut, georgie fucked that one eyed slut!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

What would you guess?

Menage a tois?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Can I kill myself now?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Can I kill myself now?

Yes please do!