Tell me a funny story...?

[X.X]

there are no chat threads that I feel like contributing to.

Anything?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Can I be your boyfriend? heheh

 

[satanic goatslayer]

One time, I saw a young boy chasing a siamese kitten with a screecher bomb. He caught the kitten, shoved the screecher up it's ass and lit the fuse. The cat blew up, and kitty fragments decorated the landscape.

Quite a beautiful story, really.

 

[Sassy69]

kakky you little devil - what's up? How's life treating you today?

 

[MINISTER]

The kakman always on the prowl.

 

[X.X]

Goat:

As usual, you wax poetic.

Kak..,YES!!!

 

[Kakdiesel]

Actually I'm on no prowl..I just got back from the movies with one of my boys and just chilled and drank bud light at some mexican restaurant..and I hate beer..

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Actually I'm on no prowl..I just got back from the movies with one of my boys and just chilled and drank bud light at some mexican restaurant..and I hate beer..

Bud Light isn't beer.

 

[X.X]

Bud Light

 

[Kakdiesel]

yeah bud light..thats all they had on draft...except killians red and i hate that stuff...

the only beer i like is guiness or icehouse..yeah i know i'm weird

 

[X.X]

Guiness. Isn't that the stuff that you can practically chew?

Not out with a pretty woman tonight?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Well, physically, its disgusting here in WV...its probably 70% of the population is overweight and thats no joke. Even the kids and college students around here are chunky or flabby..

I guess thats why I'm such a novelty act when I go running in the park. I "have to juice" since I'm so ripped. I'm like, "No billy bob, you gotta drop the cheeseburgers and gravy milkshakes partna"

 

[X.X]

LOL...Billy Bob

 

[X.X]

You should come visit me in Seattle and we can run together. We have lots of beautiful trails and scenery. Water, green...me.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I can think of other ways to work up a good sweat hhehehehh...

sorry I had to say it..

 

[Austin316]

One time, at band camp.......

sorry thats stupid but I wanna see the damn sequal, and soon

 

[Kakdiesel]

One time, at band camp.......

sorry thats stupid but I wanna see the damn sequal, and soon

whats up austin..hows that cycle? I just hit my man up in Minnesota for some GHB..cant wait for it to arrive..and no i'm not posting a source..but i'll tell you his name. Its Kirby Puckett. He fucked his eye up due to passing out on G and slamming it into a table corner...Call him and he'll hook you up.

ok now i'm going to hell for that

 

[X.X]

kak...I know, you can't resist.

Austin
That movie was awful, but that was the one funny scene. The girl telling him about her flute and band camp. I died

 

[X.X]

Ugh. I'm watching part of Blind Date and it's making me cringe. I just turned it off.
Please God let me never be that cheezy.

 

[Austin316]

Christ alive Kack, lol, we just lost 2 to the cards GODDAMMIT, but alls cool.

As for me, Im up bout 35 lbs, my update is on this page somewhere, it should at least still be on the first page in the AS forum, I just replied. Im already planning my next 2 lol, give me just 1 year adn Ill look 100% differant than right now

 

[Kakdiesel]

Hey congrats Austin..isnt this your first cycle? I think I remember reading that a while back.

Anyways, I'm glad everything's cool..your twins arent doing too bad late in the season..i thought they might fold but they're still strong..

my reds suck..but my red sox are making the yankees sweat..so i'm happy i guess..

oh and Kirby if you're reading this I'm just fuckin with ya

I really hated Dan Gladden and his redneck hair cut LOL

 

[Austin316]

Gladden, brings back memories lol, he did win the final game of the 87 Series for us, and yeah its my first

 

[Kakdiesel]

yeah I know all about your twins teams..playa..Jeff Reardon, Frank Viola, Kent Hrbek...you fuckers use to kill my Red Sox back in the day that year in '87

oh well..

here's a funny story:

One of my best friends Mom walked in on her 12 year old niece naked in her bedroom with a fan blowing into her crotch. She said it was teh craziest thing she had ever saw. I guess the girl was masturbating , but at 12??? weird.

 

[Night Fly]

drank bud light at some mexican restaurant..and I hate beer..

Heheehee...I guess I rubbed off on you the other night, didn't I??? Bud Light is my beer!

 

[Austin316]

Bud Light, Budweiser, Bush, etc is all just water to me. Its gotta be at least 5%

My beer of choice is Heineken with a lime in it, then Summit Pale Ale, I also have developed a liking for Shmirdoff ice

 

[Kakdiesel]

Heheehee...I guess I rubbed off on you the other night, didn't I??? Bud Light is my beer!

By the way, that shit I tried at the bar for the first time in my life made me sick the whole next day..you know whati'm talking about??

 

[Latimer]

Busch and Budweiser are 5%.

 

[Austin316]

U gota be kidding me!! Fine Ill refrase it, the shit has to be able to burn my throat or I won't drink it, that stuff tastes like bad water

 

[WarriorPL]

only light beer i enjoy is Corona Light. Fav beers are Smirnoff Ice, Heiney, or Becks.


~WizKid

 

[Scott Steinner]

One time, I saw a young boy chasing a siamese kitten with a screecher bomb. He caught the kitten, shoved the screecher up it's ass and lit the fuse. The cat blew up, and kitty fragments decorated the landscape.

Quite a beautiful story, really.