Talk about a bad night...

[silverfish]

At work tonight we fired an employee for commiting a disgusting crime. He was upset about his raise so he decided to screw the company. He figured that the best thing he could do was deploy his fecal matter on the floor of the bathroom. Then for good measure he decided to throw some on the ceiling tiles. Then this fucktard goes and brags to others about his great fecal flinging skills.

Long story short, they come to management and agree to sign written statements containing all the information he told them about the incident. We bring the guy in and tell him we know he is the fecal flinger and go round and round for 30 minutes. He gets fired and while I'm walking him out of the building he admits to it and tells me he's "gonna fuck this place up". So instead of being one of the people he shoots, I offer to be a job reference for him if he needs it.

 

[DieselGunz]

Damn that is some shit right there!

 

[silverfish]

Damn that is some shit right there!

LOL, they don't tell you how to deal with that type of situation in any book.

 

[DieselGunz]

dude is tapped to do something like that, who would think of that?


I mean pissing in your coffee...... ok

slashing tires .......ok

scratching up your car....... ok

calling wife/GF and telling them you are cheating .........OK

but putting shit in the BR? damn the janitor is going to pissed!

 

[BOWTECH]

Damn Bro talk about a "shitty" night........Some people are just pigs

 

[HiDnGoD]

when I was in the army, in Germany, my wife had a job on base cleaning Barracks. That kind of behaviour was not uncommon.

 

[silverfish]

This guy was with the company for a few years and was actually a very good worker. Just a bit on the angry side. I guess this was the only way he knew to express his anger when he got his raise. 50 cents and hour for a laborer isn't that bad of a raise.

 

[jnevin]

holy shit

 

[Spartacus]

1040

 

[Gambino]

damn

 

[hotzie]

he is goin to shoot the place up

 

[silverfish]

he is goin to shoot the place up

It's a possibility. Didn't help that the ops manager laughed in his face during the meeting. I thought there was gonna be trouble in that room. I kinda hoped that by offering to be a reference for him would spare my life when it happens. He'll do something, I just hope he doesn't go that far.

 

[HiDnGoD]

This guy was with the company for a few years and was actually a very good worker. Just a bit on the angry side. I guess this was the only way he knew to express his anger when he got his raise. 50 cents and hour for a laborer isn't that bad of a raise.

That's more than I got this year, & I'm a skilled tradesman.

 

[musclemom]

At work tonight we fired an employee for commiting a disgusting crime. He was upset about his raise so he decided to screw the company. He figured that the best thing he could do was deploy his fecal matter on the floor of the bathroom. Then for good measure he decided to throw some on the ceiling tiles. Then this fucktard goes and brags to others about his great fecal flinging skills.

Long story short, they come to management and agree to sign written statements containing all the information he told them about the incident. We bring the guy in and tell him we know he is the fecal flinger and go round and round for 30 minutes. He gets fired and while I'm walking him out of the building he admits to it and tells me he's "gonna fuck this place up". So instead of being one of the people he shoots, I offer to be a job reference for him if he needs it.

Okay, the next time a Christian tries to deny the reality of evolution I REALLY want them told this story!!! I'm totally serious here! The ONLY fucking animal on this entire PLANET that flings its own poo is friggin' monkeys!!!

Holy mutherfucking god I need more tequila ... an honest to god human poo flinging story ...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

This guy was with the company for a few years and was actually a very good worker. Just a bit on the angry side. I guess this was the only way he knew to express his anger when he got his raise. 50 cents and hour for a laborer isn't that bad of a raise.

If he didn't like it he should work somewhere else, without throwing a shit fit.

 

[AAP]

fecal flinging skills.

Thread of the week material right here.

 

[Spartacus]

LOL@ shit fit

 

[redguru]

What a friggin segway into a thread about fecal matter that may not get closed.

Bravo, Silverfish.

 

[jafo]

lol ....funny sh!t

 

[silverfish]

That's more than I got this year, & I'm a skilled tradesman.

Those employees that meet expectations got 50 cents, those who exceed expectations got 75 cents. He was upset that he didn't get the max raise.

 

[silverfish]

What a friggin segway into a thread about fecal matter that may not get closed.

Bravo, Silverfish.

The maint supervisor offered $100 to anyone who came forward with the name of the person who did this. Everyone was so disgusted by the act that when they did come forward, no one would take the cash. They just wanted the person gone. They even had signed statements with all the information.

 

[SoKlueles]

holy crap

well my dog went out side this morning for like 10 mins and then came in and pooped on the carpet, wtf?

 

[Spartacus]

we had an elderly lady come in the other week to discuss some business
after a few moments she asked to use our restroom
she was gone over 10 minutes and we were beginning to become concerned
turns out our concern was warranted as she projectile defecated all over
we looked at each other and I said
that's a "ladies room problem"
and went back into my office

 

[Spartacus]

 

[SoKlueles]

one day i went to the potty at work and i noticed that the bathroom stunk really bad, and i noticed that the lady in the stall next to me had mud on her shoes and pants

holy crap it turned out to not be mud
she had that stuff EVERYWHERE, i thought i was gonna vomit

 

[silverfish]

If they haven't changed the ceiling tile when I go in on Monday I'll take a pic. Although I fear that posting a pic may get this locked.

 

[buffer1]

one day i went to the potty at work and i noticed that the bathroom stunk really bad, and i noticed that the lady in the stall next to me had mud on her shoes and pants

holy crap it turned out to not be mud
she had that stuff EVERYWHERE, i thought i was gonna vomit

thats fucking gross

 

[buffer1]

hey,silverfish.you may want to bring your vest to work with you next week,lol