Table 6, me 1

[jackangel]

the tard chronicles: exhibits G through L

 

[Seashell]

You think you're bruised now, wait until I double-arm DDT you from the top rope

Something about the visual of a DDT always cracks me up..

 

[Ganryu]

Here is a brief summary.

It's very pretty, and very slippery. Tried the backseat. Almosssstt...but no. Arg! The trunk with the seats down? Not even close. So, okay how about the front passenger seat? 20 minutes later after a psychotic amount of manoeuvring, reclining the passenger, then the driver seat (but not at the same time, ofcourse that would have been convenient), and a little bit of cursing, we get the $#@%# thing in. AND, we can close the doors. Score!

My finger is throbbing from getting jammed when it suddenly slipped.
But alas, the real fun has yet to begin, as I have to get it back OUT, by myself, in the dark. Good times.

I have no idea how I finally got it out, but suffice to say it was not the same way we got it in, it took a lot longer and involved significantly more cursing and maiming.

When all was said and done, I'd acquired 2 bruises on my shin, a sore back, shoulder, finger and foot.

 

[from zero]

You think you're bruised now, wait until I double-arm DDT you from the top rope

lol

 

[WODIN]

I you!

LMAO!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

what were you wearing while all this was happening?

 

[Seashell]

what were you wearing while all this was happening?

This:

 

[from zero]

What's with the golf club?

 

[Seashell]

What's with the golf club?

Oh....did I neglect to mention, after finally getting the table out, in a fit of frustration I smashed all my neighbours lawn flamingos to bits?

Bullit is gonna be sooooo mad.

 

[from zero]

I'm sure he's too busy having fun.