Sympathy K Thread

[puddlemonkey]

Please sign up below if you are one of the following and uncle Monkey here will give you some of that good gooey green stuff (no gonorrhea).


~Fat (Because it's not your fault you have a slow metabolism)

~Black (Cause the man keeps you down! Consider this your reparations)

~Scottish (And you're too fat for your summer kilts)

~Jobless (Due to a bad economy, not laziness. Sorry Calveless)

~Mexican (Trying to live in whiteys world. Only real Mexicans need apply, not watered down versions like AztecWarrior)

~Canadian (Cause that would have to suck. 110% if you're French Canadian)

~Married (For too many reasons to list)

~Divorced (She'll probably take this too)

~Asian (And you're hung like one. Limited to the first 10)

~Other (If you think you deserve it, please specify)

 

[EnderJE]

I come from the middle east, short, gay, dating a chick, and single. Can I get some k?

 

[chris302001]

Other --- cuz I put up with your shit.......how's that?

 

[Scotsman]

I'm Scottish but I've lost so much fat this year that my kilt is too big.

I'll send you some sympathy K for being a fat fuck though.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[puddlemonkey]

Other --- cuz I put up with your shit.......how's that?

I gotta spread before I hit you again, homo.

 

[Kano]

I am gay

 

[chris302001]

I gotta spread before I hit you again, homo.

well then spread it Ace man!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I am gay

I was gonna add gay, but for the guys not having to deal with women is reward enough.

 

[puddlemonkey]

well then spread it Ace man!

done!

 

[Kano]

I was gonna add gay, but for the guys not having to deal with women is reward enough.

Ya but then your ass is sore all time which id not cool