redguru said:I thought you were Tony with a Fiat, Making tomato gravy should be in your genes.
Raina said:I would never even try to make something like that because I'm not italian. Especially if I was trying to make it for an italian. I'm pretty sure God would just strike me down for doing something that seems so very wrong.
nycgirl said:No, worse . . . . his/hers mother (trust me on this one).
he may plat bomb you for thatEvil_Frisky said:Ou
I found it.. I googled..... Swole's gravy recipe:
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Raina said:In the back of my mind that's what I'm thinking. You can never make something like that as good as his mom's. Ever. Unless she showed you how and even then it wouldn't be the same.
nycgirl said:Never is right. Whenever I made an Italian dish for my ex for Sunday dinner, I swear she would ask him how and what I was doing.
The mother of the son will never show you exactly how her dishes are made. If she even offers. I swear my mother complains about my sister-in-law's cooking all the time. All the time. Not once in 10 years, has my mother offerred to show this poor woman how to make any of her signature recipes that my brother craves and only receives when my mother cooks at home or caters a party (for free) that's held at my brother's house.
Raina said:In the back of my mind that's what I'm thinking. You can never make something like that as good as his mom's. Ever. Unless she showed you how and even then it wouldn't be the same.
jenscats5 said:When I was married to my first husband (he's Italian - family is right off the boat) he showed me how to make his family's "Sauce." It was always Sauce with a capital S..........anyway he said mine was just as good if not better than his mom's. Every Sunday I made homemade bread, homemade pasta & Sauce.
My secret was pork ribs + a couple pork neck bones stewed in with the Sauce from the beginning. And LOTS of garlic.
Mr. dB said:Well, has your mom showed her own daughter any of her secrets? If so, you could do your brother a favor...

Mr. dB said:Haha, the Irish guy comes through.
You've probably been to your share of Knights of Columbus spaghetti dinners too.
swole said:Frisky, get that fake shit outta this thread. I'd rather eat my pasta plain than with that "sauce", at the very least I reheat my mom's stuff.
My mother will tell you how she makes it, but she'll talk a million miles per hour, so you either have to ask her to repeat it, or have her show you (haha, riiiight).
BrothaBill said:4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
8 large cloves of garlic, finely chopped
4 (28-ounce) cans whole peeled Italian tomatoes, undrained
1 green bell pepper, coarsely chopped
1 yellow bell pepper, coarsely chopped
1 medium red onion, finely chopped
1 medium white onion, finely chopped
1/2 bunch Italian parsley, leaves chopped
1 package mushrooms, chopped
4 large fresh oregano, chopped
1 teaspoon fresh leaves of basil, chopped
1 large stalk celery, chopped
1-cup chianti or good Italian red wine
2 (16-ounce) cans tomato sauce
Salt
Pepper
1/2 pound lean premium ground beef
1/2 pound ground pork
Olive oil
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 hot sausage link (optional)
1 mild sausage (optional)
2 tablespoons butter
3 pounds pasta of your choice, cooked al dente
In a large cast iron skillet, place the olive oil and cloves of garlic. Cook for about 2 minutes over medium heat until garlic gets light tan but not brown. Add the tomatoes into the oil and garlic and scald tomatoes for about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, and breaking up with wooden spoon. Transfer tomato mixture to a large saucepan and keep on low heat. Clean out cast iron skillet for upcoming use.
Mix chopped vegetables and herbs together in a big bowl. Take 1/3 of mixture and set aside. Put the remaining 2/3 into saucepan with tomato mixture. Add 1 cup of good Italian red wine, such as Chianti (do not use cooking wine) to tomato mixture. Add 2 (16-ounce) cans of tomato sauce to tomato mixture. Add 1 teaspoon salt to taste, and freshly ground pepper (as such as you like). Let the tomato sauce cook uncovered simmering for 1hour.
Put about 1 tablespoon of olive oil in bottom of cast iron skillet. Add ground beef, ground pork, and remaining 1/3 vegetable mixture. Cook until meat is medium well and then add mixture to tomato sauce. Add 2 tablespoons of sugar to pot. Simmer tomato sauce partially covered for another 1 to 1 1/2 hours.
When tomato sauce is about 15 minutes away from being done, take the 2 sausage links, make a slit down the middle, but do not cut in half. Put the water on to a boil for pasta. Cook Pasta. Place the sausage links in the cast-iron skillet and cook until browned all the way through. Slice sausage into chunks. Either add sausage to tomato sauce or use as suggested below.
Place pasta in large serving bowl, add butter, mix, add enough sauce to coat, and as much fresh grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese as you like. Serve pasta from the big bowl into individual servings with a few sausage chunks and more if desired. Bon Appetit! Dont forget the fresh italian crusty bread an bottle of red wine
4everhung said:add some black coffee to the mix
BrothaBill said:lol, thats a bolognese sauce recipe...
Mr. dB said:Duh, the MEAT was a dead giveaway...
Beachbum1546 said:Tomatoes aren't even native to Italy. They're from South America! Itatly never even had tomatoes till about a few hundred years ago. So, how would they know anything about sauce?! Damn Italians and their greasy hair. Ask a Incan decendent to make some tomato "gravy."
Lestat said:he cuts the garlic so thin it practically melts in the pan
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