Sweet Jesus in Hell

[Nathan]

Alright, so I started about 5pm. Got trashed, smoked some weed, ended up vomiting in my physics building. Sobered up a bit so I did some shrooms. Tripped for a while and then came back home to watch some Donnie Darko with a few friends (it's 3am). My fucking roommate freaks out and chews all our heads off, meanwhile we're high as kites and pretty much freaking out as well. Jesus, if I weren't seeing all kinds of crazy ass shit right now I'd totally be pissed at my roommate. We were being quiet dammit. I'm totally not sure why I posted this. But why does anyone post anything? All anyone ever posts is essentially crap anyways.

Yours in sport,

Nathan

 

[bwood]

a mind is a terrible thing to waste...

 

[Nathan]

a mind is a terrible thing to waste...

Shut up narc. You're harshing my buzz.

 

[Baoh]

I know, man. That guy totally pissed me the fucking fuck off.

 

[bwood]

Shut up narc. You're harshing my buzz.

if you mean the dildo you in your ass...

dont worry, you are safe from me...

 

[Nathan]

I know, man. That guy totally pissed me the fucking fuck off.

You just blew my mind.

 

[KnoXville]

Got trashed, smoked some weed, ended up vomiting in my physics building.

Remember, if anyone asks you didn’t simply, vomit in the physics building, you in fact just skillfully set up a quantitative experiment regarding the elasticity of fibrous partially digested stomach matter on its gravitational trajectory with the grounds properties of inflexion. Then politely giggle and ask them to pull your finger so you can demonstrate terminal methane velocity.

 

[ajtomasi]

Now take a steaming dump

 

[Nathan]

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Remember, if anyone asks you didn’t simply, vomit in the physics building, you in fact just skillfully set up a quantitative experiment regarding the elasticity of fibrous partially digested stomach matter on its gravitational trajectory with the grounds properties of inflexion. Then politely giggle and ask them to pull your finger so you can demonstrate terminal methane velocity.

Is that you in your avatar?

 

[ajtomasi]

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Is that you in your avatar?

God i wish

 

[KnoXville]

Re: Re: Re: Sweet Jesus in Hell

Is that you in your avatar?

Nay, my own wings are slightly more dawn-tinted and my tits are like way bigger.

 

[Baoh]

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Is that you in your avatar?

So awesome.

 

[ajtomasi]

 

[AAP]

Nathan, just in case you were wondering... I love your posts.

 

[Lostdog]

Theres no knowing where were going, or which way the rivers flowing, is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a blowing...

 

[JohnyJuice]

Sometimes i think to myself... "Johny, you get wasted to often." Or something like "Johny, why are you eating 20mg of percocet? Your back doesnt hurt"

Then i read your adventures and feel good about myself.

 

[Nathan]

Sometimes i think to myself... "Johny, you get wasted to often." Or something like "Johny, why are you eating 20mg of percocet? Your back doesnt hurt"

Then i read your adventures and feel good about myself.

Well, I'm glad I'm such a low-life as to make you feel better. To add to your euphoria, I spent my last $100 bucks on 30 percocets. I'm mooching off my folks now, and it's not going well. As soon as exams are done, I'm getting me one of them there job thingys. I swear though, I can drugs quit anytime I want to. I don't need drugs. It's more like they need me really. Think about it.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan, just in case you were wondering... I love your posts.

You know, I was wondering that very thing. Thanks a pantload and back at ya. You're much more entertaining than that KnoxVille fellow who thinks he's better than everyone else. I'll bet you he's real name is Horatio Humperdink and he wears spectacles.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Well, I'm glad I'm such a low-life as to make you feel better. To add to your euphoria, I spent my last $100 bucks on 30 percocets. I'm mooching off my folks now, and it's not going well. As soon as exams are done, I'm getting me one of them there job thingys. I swear though, I can drugs quit anytime I want to. I don't need drugs. It's more like they need me really. Think about it.

I didnt meanit as in you are a low life. i just meant it was nice to see womeone eelse getting all fucked uoa dn sill funktioning.... lik me right now. 25mg of percocet, 1mg of xanax, 2 shots. Feel great. I just with i wasnt a faithfull oyfriend, cause i coulf have impregnated some hoes tonils toignht

 

[DealsMorte]

Theres no knowing where were going, or which way the rivers flowing, is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a blowing...

That is the all time trippiest thing to watch when you are shrooming. Just thought I'd mention that. Carry on.

 

[Nathan]

I didnt meanit as in you are a low life. i just meant it was nice to see womeone eelse getting all fucked uoa dn sill funktioning.... lik me right now. 25mg of percocet, 1mg of xanax, 2 shots. Feel great. I just with i wasnt a faithfull oyfriend, cause i coulf have impregnated some hoes tonils toignht

That's some nice work friend. Keep it up and always remember, postmen are your superiors.

 

[Ffactor]

Gay!

 

[beefybull]

i just meant it was nice to see womeone eelse getting all fucked uoa dn sill funktioning....

Word

 

[Puddles]

I've been alternating percosett and vicodin for the past week (both prescribed of course) but they won't let me sleep the night through...when I add in the xanax to help relax it's a very trippy time indeed. Now pass the shrooms...I'm hungry!