Sweet Jesus in Hell

[Nathan]

Alright, so I started about 5pm. Got trashed, smoked some weed, ended up vomiting in my physics building. Sobered up a bit so I did some shrooms. Tripped for a while and then came back home to watch some Donnie Darko with a few friends (it's 3am). My fucking roommate freaks out and chews all our heads off, meanwhile we're high as kites and pretty much freaking out as well. Jesus, if I weren't seeing all kinds of crazy ass shit right now I'd totally be pissed at my roommate. We were being quiet dammit. I'm totally not sure why I posted this. But why does anyone post anything? All anyone ever posts is essentially crap anyways.

Yours in sport,

Nathan

 

[bwood]

a mind is a terrible thing to waste...

 

[Nathan]

a mind is a terrible thing to waste...

Shut up narc. You're harshing my buzz.

 

[Baoh]

I know, man. That guy totally pissed me the fucking fuck off.

 

[bwood]

Shut up narc. You're harshing my buzz.

if you mean the dildo you in your ass...

dont worry, you are safe from me...

 

[Nathan]

I know, man. That guy totally pissed me the fucking fuck off.

You just blew my mind.

 

[KnoXville]

Got trashed, smoked some weed, ended up vomiting in my physics building.

Remember, if anyone asks you didn’t simply, vomit in the physics building, you in fact just skillfully set up a quantitative experiment regarding the elasticity of fibrous partially digested stomach matter on its gravitational trajectory with the grounds properties of inflexion. Then politely giggle and ask them to pull your finger so you can demonstrate terminal methane velocity.

 

[ajtomasi]

Now take a steaming dump

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Sweet Jesus in Hell

Remember, if anyone asks you didn’t simply, vomit in the physics building, you in fact just skillfully set up a quantitative experiment regarding the elasticity of fibrous partially digested stomach matter on its gravitational trajectory with the grounds properties of inflexion. Then politely giggle and ask them to pull your finger so you can demonstrate terminal methane velocity.

Is that you in your avatar?

 

[ajtomasi]

Re: Re: Re: Sweet Jesus in Hell

Is that you in your avatar?

God i wish