supps to take before hittin the club

[jonnydjonnyd]

I take my shirt off at clubs and want something for an extra boost. what are the best supplements to take before going to clubs to get a good pump and definition and so forth. any good tricks?

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

Do this: 2oz glycerol, 10g glutamine, 10g creatine and some water. take a shot of liquor or a glass of wine after. dont go for the beer, it will make you bloated.

Ross

 

[Mysterio]

This is easy it's Creatine!

 

[jonnydjonnyd]

Thanks guys

 

[rikk]

Take Viagra! The chicks love it when you dance and bump into 'em with a big ole stiffy!

 

[Quiet Storm]

Preperation-H! rub it where you want definition

 

[=w=]

I am not into the whole "take off your shirt at the club" thing but to each his own. The reason I say that is so you know I have not tried this so I dont know how well it works, but:

Taken from the latest Q&A on www.mindandmuscle.com

Q. Alright here's the deal.....when i go out to clubs i take my shirt off...question is, what can i do to make myself look my absolute best when i do?

Thanks to "frfghtr" from Anabolex for this response:

A. Take 3-4 tablespoons of glycerin about 5 hours before you get to the club. After your shower and before you leave the house, put some Body Butter or almond oil on your torso (a light coat) so that your cuts and muscles will glow under the club lights. You might want to get your Mom to put some on the places you can't reach. Then throw on a loose shirt (so it doesn't absorb the oil) and head out. If you're driving, grip the steering wheel at the 9 and 3 o'clock positions -- tense and relax your upper body muscles, repeatedly, until the glycerol gets you a wicked pump.

Once in the club, have a glass of red wine to help bring out vascularity. At this point if you don't feel pathetic already, you can now take off your shirt and wait for the babes to line up. Oh, and when you take off your shirt, you want to set yourself apart from all the other shirtless dudes. Climb on top of a speaker, make sure everyone's watching, and tear off your shirt, Hulk Hogan style. Make sure you roar and growl while you do it so women are impressed by your intensity and strength. It helps too if the shirt is expensive, so women see that you don't give a shit, and you've got money to burn.

 

[pryncess]

If you have a really hairy chest (or back) take my advise and leave your shirt on--this will rarely work for you and probably not on any chick you want it to! If you've got hairy shoulders--shave, please. I saw this once and it was quite disturbing. If you've got a chiseled chest, strong shoulders, big arms and little love handles or slightly less then abs of steel, feel free to bare yourself. One more thing, if you can't dance--don't. It is associated with lack of coordination, rythm and other movement type skills--stand there and look pretty, chix will think your above the rest of the guys they've been shooting down all night. If you are gay, disregard!

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

Why cant white boys dance. I swear, im the whitest kid i know of. if i try to dance i fall on my ass. however, i can swing dance.... how the hell do i learn how to dance?!

Ross

 

[jonnydjonnyd]

imitate someone you think dances good, or better yet someone the girls think dances good.
and confidence my man..