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List of possible slogans promoting national condom week

1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you sheild your dong.
7. If you are not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you are undressing venus, dress up your penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your
trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, giftwrap your member.
16. Never, ever peck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection will protect your erection.
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
 
I can do this...

"Love will cost you money, but you can get an STD for free!"

"When you're fucking a girl named Kristen, make sure to wrap your piston." (LOL)

"If her vagina smells like shit, be sure not to lick her clit"

"If you're sucking a guys dick, be sure to deepthroat his stick."

"If you're making love to your girl...make sure she's on the pill."

Rhyming Disclaimer:

(Lately I have been really disrespectful to women...for that I apologize, because I'm only kiddin')
 
Frackal said:

"When you're fucking a girl named Kristen, make sure to wrap your piston." (LOL)


A girl named Kristin would probably appreciate you knowing how to spell her name...women are silly like that junior.

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
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