Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

[Tryn2]

Sorry, I can't get enough, this shit is funny...

 

[nefertiti]

no no no, get it right. Superman wears chuck norris pajamas to bed.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

did u know every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a total gym.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Under Chuck Norris' beard there's a third fist.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it on his beard