Super Bowl commercials

[Spartacus]

best commercial ever;

 

[smurf2]

Paper clips and saltines
Henceforth I'm stunned

 

[smurf2]

Quickly did the tree
Nice girl

 

[smurf2]

Fuck it
God damnit yes
12 times
And then what happened in Russia

 

[smurf2]

Knew a girl once
Tried that on
She made lasagna
Fucked her
Never called her again

 

[smurf2]

Where's spartacunt

 

[smurf2]

Dust bunnies under my bed

 

[smurf2]

Say what
Come back
I'm just getting started
You wanted it

 

[smurf2]

Not a party
That dude is wearing a tie
Business socks
Capice?

 

[smurf2]

Ever memorize the Nicene Creed? I did when I was 7

 

[smurf2]

Eluded the cops that night
Went to grammar school with him

 

[smurf2]

Some crowns some green dots
Fuck your iPhone and your green dots

 

[smurf2]

Sam I am
Always loved Suess

 

[smurf2]

12 people in pool
Who peed in the water
Probably the retard
No one said a thing
Politically correct

 

[smurf2]

Say something about the person above you
Damn fine chap

 

[smurf2]

Like my status if you like my status

 

[smurf2]

Damn right but I don't know about that
Oprah Wimfrey

 

[Spartacus]

Where's spartacunt

 

[smurf2]

Who put onions on my hot dog
Asked for relish

 

[smurf2]

I shot a shotgun this summer
8 months pregnant

 

[Spartacus]

good effort
you save them up or did they just sally forth from your mind?

 

[smurf2]

Brain flow

 

[Spartacus]

I gotta tote the garbage out before the bag tis too heavy from all these bottles

 

[Spartacus]

Brain flow

aunt flow

 

[Spartacus]

Paper clips and saltines
Henceforth I'm stunned

that's the weakest one

 

[smurf2]

aunt flow

Last one was Dec 3. 2010

 

[Spartacus]

Fuck it
God damnit yes
12 times
And then what happened in Russia

you have recorded much of my history

 

[smurf2]

You can't judge
I'm resourceful and you know it
Try me

 

[smurf2]

I had $400 bucks
Thought I had it all
She was the one
Then boom

 

[smurf2]

This garbage won't take itself out
Now you're trash

 

[Spartacus]

You can't judge
I'm resourceful and you know it
Try me

are you flirtin' with me?

 

[Spartacus]

 

[wootoom]

i want to go to ukraine soon bro

 

[Spartacus]

patti smith

 

[Spartacus]

i want to go to ukraine soon bro

I had a dream about that the other night
I returned to this hole in a wall bar I hung at
and in my dream it had expanded
still noone spoke english
you have to get by
by demeanor

 

[Spartacus]

smurf had to return to the girl huddle to ammo up

 

[wootoom]

my buddy is going to Kiev in June

 

[Spartacus]

or is she implying I'm boring
same old same old

 

[Spartacus]

my buddy is going to Kiev in June

no that's the capitol
you have to go deep in country

 

[EarthRider]

lol

smurf and spart kissin in a tree

 

[SpyWizard]

he likes the swirly i'm told

 

[Spartacus]

lol

smurf and spart kissin in a tree

pretty much
what is she 38?

 

[Spartacus]

she came out blazing with all these caricatures in print

 

[Spartacus]

she loves me
she loves me not
moved to middle age

 

[Spartacus]

nice

 

[EarthRider]

i'm watching jersey shore

vinny is back

 

[Spartacus]

I shot a shotgun this summer
8 months pregnant

upset?

 

[Spartacus]

Last one was Dec 3. 2010

e4 c5

 

[Spartacus]

maybe a pair of you know what that means
I was 12

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

Knew a girl once
Tried that on
She made lasagna
Fucked her
Never called her again

 

[Spartacus]

Quickly did the tree
Nice girl

for the record that "commercial" was submitted to VW as part of an application for a job in marketing
he got hired
yo suzy

 

[Spartacus]

and you hammered out a batch of responses to me
I win

 

[smurf2]

e4 c5

Wut

 

[binö]

smurfy has pwned the fuk outta this thread good work

 

[Spartacus]

Wut

sicilian defense to white opening up front
instead of countering the white pawn face to face
so to speak
black opens astride and opens his queen for immediate action
seems like white is doomed
but white can block with a simple pawn movement (bino)
and hope for black to put his queen into attack territory
etc. etc.
yawn

 

[zwhit]

Lmao @ smurf

 

[Spartacus]

just mentioned now on cnbc a "tight labor market"
and i thought of you

 

[Spartacus]

cheezewiz has a bomb
ha

 

[stevesmi]

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[zwhit]

Lol
try some bud light platinum spart. It's legit

 

[AFeedz]

Smurf just became my fave.

Hahahaha hijack ever.

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck yeah TOTW here thanks to smurf!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spartacus]

Lol
try some bud light platinum spart. It's legit

I'm so fuckin' pissed right now
about strangled myself with all the wires and shit behind my stereo
and the flashlight kept rolling off the CD changer
goddamn I was pissed
what the hell it's 2012 and cable companies haven't unified the item
so I got two sepaRate skinny power cords like vines
and that ehternet crap cords
and yo yo all the other shit
man I was pissed
I'm only half done and took a break
shit
fuck

 

[Spartacus]

maybe if you were'nt drunk it wouldn't be such a challenge

shut the motherfuck up
you do it

 

[Spartacus]

asshats I'm waitin' for bunny2
goddamn

 

[Spartacus]

this time we're getting down to the nitty gritty

 

[smurf2]

I'm lactating so hard right now

 

[Spartacus]

after I wire up the center channel and the left channel I'll be good and pissed

 

[Spartacus]

foreplay eh?

 

[Spartacus]

I'm not even going to bother with Pink Floyd while you yell at me
go

 

[Spartacus]

what do you say you want to get a snack while I wire up the right channel
so I have some Pink Muzak while you stress your points
I can't call you a cunt

 

[smurf2]

What's a girl huddle

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm unclear on the concept of previewing Super Bowl Commercials before the Super Bowl.

 

[Mr. dB]

best commercial ever;

Since VW has never sold the Polo in the US, how can that be a Super Bowl commercial?

 

[Spartacus]

Since VW has never sold the Polo in the US, how can that be a Super Bowl commercial?

I explained it

 

[smurf2]

great thread

 

[Spartacus]

because goldilocks is here

 

[Spartacus]

tip toe with your comments spart you might induce labor

legalize polygadummy

 

[Mr. dB]

legalize polygadummy

I don't recall saying that...

But just think how many kids Jim Duggar could have if his weirdo cult allowed polygamy?