***Suntan oil warning***

[Spartacus]

and don't eat jalapenos and then fondle your nutsack
just sayin'

 

[jh1]

Don't reach into the nighstand drawer and grab the icy-hot and lube up the muffin...


Them ungratefull bitches don't like that mistake... supposedly it hurts.

A friend told me so.

I wouldn't know, because the bishes are wet when I am around.

 

[the_clockwork]

you blow one guy and your gay forever