stupid things you've done

[stilleto]

it seems lately I've said "we've all done stupid things" more often than usual, so lets hear what you've done.

when I was in college, I worked part time in a dapartment store. I had a friend come in, find something expensive off the rack, bring it to me, and return it. At the time, they would only mail you a refund if you returned something without a receipt.
so the first time, it worked. so we did it again.
and again.
and again.
and then he got arrested.
I got questioned and let go. although i really don't know why- it was obvious we were friends. Lived in the same town, same age, etc.

 

[Gymgurl]

Last week I locked my keys in the car with it running and didn't know it was running until the cop went to get them out and I heard the fan turn on....


YES I am blonde

 

[spongebob]

it seems lately I've said "we've all done stupid things" more often than usual, so lets hear what you've done.

when I was in college, I worked part time in a dapartment store. I had a friend come in, find something expensive off the rack, bring it to me, and return it. At the time, they would only mail you a refund if you returned something without a receipt.
so the first time, it worked. so we did it again.
and again.
and again.
and then he got arrested.
I got questioned and let go. although i really don't know why- it was obvious we were friends. Lived in the same town, same age, etc.

yea thats stupid of you to get caught.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

open up this thread, just messing

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

stilleto

was it Macy's?

 

[Raina]

I put an item code into a quantity field at work. A $200 order turned into a $900k order. lol

 

[hardrock]

Locked keys in car with it running while drinking out of the trunk before a MMA fight.

Goat nailed with weed in my locker even though I ran to it and stashed everything before hand whole my brother was being questioned by the school admin. I ghrabbed my pipe and my bag, but forgot my dugout. Oops!

More to come.

 

[nycgirl]

stilleto

was it Macy's?

I was going to ask that. I know ALOT about that scam. Yep, I was a cashier one time too. lol.

Stupidest thing (to date): I almost lost someone close to me.

 

[SoreArms]

When I was 23 or so, at the height of my good looking days and large sense of ego, we were at a club in hollywood that had a large gay crowd. For some reason I got mobbed by gays dudes that night trying to pick up on me. At the end of the night as we were walking out, this large crowd of fags were follwing me out and they all suddenly started groping and fondeling me, out in the street. I was loaded so I only remeber bits and pieces of thsi, btu the people that were with me remeber the story vivdly and love to bring it up and ridicule me. According to them, my friends (two chicks and one dude) tried to grab me out from under the crowd of gays and I pushed them off, and raised my arms in the air like a messiah saying "let them get their kicks this way since they'll never be able to have or touch me again." Finally my firend pulled up with the car and the chicks grabbed me and threw me in, wit hthe gay dudes runnign after the car and banging on the window. I muat have had it seriously going on that night for gay dudes to hit on me like that. Or maybe I just wore gay cologne.

Seriously embarrasing, but I think it's also funny. Never told that story before becasue of the gay implications but I feel totally secure in my manhood that I have no problem in telling it now.

 

[Whiskey]

I've been a bad, BAD boy when I was younger. Bad enough I have yet to post what I did. And yes i did get caught after 3-4 months

Whiskey

 

[eat big]

Shot someone...

 

[Lestat]

When I was 23 or so, at the height of my good looking days and large sense of ego, we were at a club in hollywood that had a large gay crowd. For some reason I got mobbed by gays dudes that night trying to pick up on me. At the end of the night as we were walking out, this large crowd of fags were follwing me out and they all suddenly started groping and fondeling me, out in the street. I was loaded so I only remeber bits and pieces of thsi, btu the people that were with me remeber the story vivdly and love to bring it up and ridicule me. According to them, my friends (two chicks and one dude) tried to grab me out from under the crowd of gays and I pushed them off, and raised my arms in the air like a messiah saying "let them get their kicks this way since they'll never be able to have or touch me again." Finally my firend pulled up with the car and the chicks grabbed me and threw me in, wit hthe gay dudes runnign after the car and banging on the window. I muat have had it seriously going on that night for gay dudes to hit on me like that. Or maybe I just wore gay cologne.

Seriously embarrasing, but I think it's also funny. Never told that story before becasue of the gay implications but I feel totally secure in my manhood that I have no problem in telling it now.

aahahhahahahaah awesome story man

 

[Gambino]

lmao good story

 

[Frisky]

Actually beieve people when they tell me its them in the pic

well for a little while anyway

 

[jenscats5]

The other day, up in VT, while hanging around in the lodge.....a friend (man) showed up with a friend of his - to whom he did not introduce me by name.....so I didn't know this person's name....and they were wearing ski clothes, had a short haircut & androgenous glasses on.....So I was talking to my friend & referring to his friend as "SHE" (assuming this person is a woman). He finally told me "Jen, WTF "she" is a GUY!!"

OOPS!!

 

[Whiskey]

The other day, up in VT, while hanging around in the lodge.....a friend (man) showed up with a friend of his - to whom he did not introduce me by name.....so I didn't know this person's name....and they were wearing ski clothes, had a short haircut & androgenous glasses on.....So I was talking to my friend & referring to his friend as "SHE" (assuming this person is a woman). He finally told me "Jen, WTF "she" is a GUY!!"

OOPS!!

hahahahaahahaa. Insert object (a)Foot, into object (b) mouth

Whiskey

 

[theoak01]

tried alot of different drugs, have a few too many and drove,didnt get caught but realized it was stupid, im trying to not do stupid shit anymore,so far im doing well

 

[jenscats5]

hahahahaahahaa. Insert object (a)Foot, into object (b) mouth

Whiskey

Exactly!! Another Male friend said to me: "Why would you think he was a woman???" All the while rolling his eyes at me.....

I swear he could've been either.....

 

[slat1]

In 1992 my buddy and I were driving back from a party with two hot girls following us to his house.
I thought it would be funny if I climbed out of the window onto the roof at about 50mph.
That was fun.
Unfortunately, we passed a cop and a high speed chase followed. Mind you we are both beyond shitfaced. I am talking 20 plus beers each.
The chase only lasted about 5 minutes and consisted of us weaving in and out of back roads. My buddy got up to 100mph a few times.
We managed to get away from the cop and stash his car in his garage. We had the girls park infront of the garage door.
I was on the roof for the whole thing.















I nailed the hotter chick that night too!

 

[stilleto]

stilleto

was it Macy's?

um... yes.
why, were you working there at the time or something????

wait... knowing you... you did the same thing.

 

[novamanms]

I was extremely violent in my younger years and got mixed up with the wrong crowds. You know how it goes. Luckily, I was never arrested, and have managed to chill out.

 

[hardrock]

In 1992 my buddy and I were driving back from a party with two hot girls following us to his house.
I thought it would be funny if I climbed out of the window onto the roof at about 50mph.
That was fun.
Unfortunately, we passed a cop and a high speed chase followed. Mind you we are both beyond shitfaced. I am talking 20 plus beers each.
The chase only lasted about 5 minutes and consisted of us weaving in and out of back roads. My buddy got up to 100mph a few times.
We managed to get away from the cop and stash his car in his garage. We had the girls park infront of the garage door.
I was on the roof for the whole thing.

I nailed the hotter chick that night too!

Reminds me of one.

A friend and I were at the Apple River(a party river/camping place) for the weekend driving around the camp drunk as everyone does. We're talking like 5mph here. People basically cruise and jump in and out of cars/pickups. We dicided it would be more fun on the roof. So I put the car on cruise and climbed onto the roof. here I was laying on the roof drinking a beer with my arm through the window steering the car. Was a lot of fun till the campground owner saw us. " Dan, get in that fuckin car or I'll have it impounded!" he says. "Ok Scotty" I says.

 

[PBR]

got into a pursuit on my dirt bike on the street when i was a kid- coming home from riding out in the hills- we decidied to chance it on the street (dumb)...there were 4 of us. we went right thru a big traffic accident where there was about 9 cop cars... one of our riders crashed into a parked car and got arrested- he was a firefighter. we got away... he told the cops everything. we all got arrested and fined with probation...it was fun tho. but i went out and got a 500cc Honda CR after that, my 250 YZ wasnt enough to blow the units away by enough distance...that took care of the problem. LOL good times....

 

[biteme]

While standing on an elevator at work with a group of people and not paying attention to who they were I blurted out, "We're gonna exceed the weight limit on this thing." Then I looked at everyone around me and they were a group of fat ladies that just came back from their walk around the building. I still hate myself for that one.

 

[JayC9]

After watching Steve Irwin handle a snake I made a conscious decision to catch and pick up the next snake I saw? When I eventually stumbled upon a snake in the wild, I made a grab for it and was bitten immediately much to the amusement of my accompanying friends. I have since revised my policy on handling reptiles.

 

[JayC9]

About two weeks ago I was in an advertising agency chatting across a table with one of the female staff about something or other. I remember her making some comment along the lines of her being able to get the job done but that she couldn't move about very fast to which I made some joking remark about most women prefering to sit around on their arse all day, the response to which was a long uncomfortable silence.

I didn't understand that silence until yesterday when I went downstairs to meet our new office staff and there she was sitting in her wheelchair. I felt like a complete shithead.