Stupid things you've done when stoned?

[hardrock]

There's a road near me that has a really sharp curve in it. I have many times found myself using my turn signal there.

Another one is stopping at a stop sign and waiting for it to turn green. Then someone behind me honks and I realize how stupid I must look.

Lets hear em?

 

[boscoe wilson]

I like the blinker bit.

 

[BO-DEN]

i acually ounce waited at a tole both as if i was waiting for my fast food!!!

true story... we were fucking HIGH!!

BO-DEN

 

[tuc biscuit]

I'd say driving when under the influence of drugs and taking your own and other people's lifes in your hands was pretty stupid.

 

[BO-DEN]

when im high i look for women and children to run over

 

[mylife]

i forgot to pick my brother up from baseball practice because i was stoned.

another time i missed my 100m swimming relay beause i was smokin a doobie.

can't forget the time i accidentaly shot and killed my best friend when we were in my dad's office! (shoulda seen the bong we were hittin, it was killer)


i've always been one for smokin on road trips. say what you want but i swear i'm more focused driving on a road trip if i take a couple hits every so often. i'm not saying it's right to get high while on the road, but you'll notice the worst things that usually occur is being too precautious. not as many people get in major accidents while stoned.

 

[hardrock]

when im high i look for women and children to run over

LOL!


Another thing I do is, I'll be flicking thru channels on the tv and stop on the lamest, most boring shit ever. I will be looking at the tv, but won't realize what I'm watching. I'll watch it for like 10 minutes until my GF or a friend say "dude what the fuck are you watching". Then I'm like "Oh shit, sorry dude" LOL.

 

[big_bad_buff]

done it before. another is stopping at a red light 2 blocks down from the light.

I typed this in less than a minute, so if it doesnt make sense oh well.

back in the day(like HS years) my buddy was driving, and we were both so baked it’s not funny. We came to this school zone, and there was a cop walking the kids across the street. There was tons of traffic because of some construction deal plus the school zone. So the cop would walk the kids across, come back and just BS with who ever was in the first 2 cars or so at the light, at least this is what he had been doing for the last 15 min that we've been stuck in traffic there. Anyways the whole 10 minutes we're there in traffic, my buddy is talking and laughing and I’m kind of listening to him but not really, I was really thinking HOLY SHIT, THAT COP IS GONNA TALK TO ME. so the whole time I was really concentrating on this cop, and trying to calculate if he would be on our side of the road or the other side when we get to the light. He was just saying a few words to the 2 or 3 cars closes to him, but I was freaked lol. My buddy was talking and out of no where I was like “dude get the fuck out of here, something aint right” he was like wtf are you talking about? I was like “that fucking cop dude, something’s not right with him, this has got to be some sort of set up, just get out of here” it was so funny because he pulled a u-turn and knocked over like 3 construction cones as he peeled out as we took of the other way. Neither one of us said a thing for like 2 min then we both started laughing for like 10 minutes straight. we ended up parking down some dirt road because he though the cop called him in for knocking the cones over

stopping at a stop sign and waiting for it to turn green. Then someone behind me honks and I realize how stupid I must look.

Lets hear em?

 

[PBR]

I watched the movie "The Cell" with my wife (at the time)....not a good choice....I'd only been stoned a couple of times my whole life, I didnt know what to expect...basically freaked me out....

 

[BO-DEN]

lol

 

[Lao Tzu]

what drugs are you guys on?

I would say the stupidest thing i did while high was stare at the wall for 3 hours.

 

[PBR]

I did "X" once and stayed in a chair for 6 hours...then had sex for 4 hours...I wasnt "straight" for 4 days....

 

[big_bad_buff]

funniest thing you'll see is if you walk up to somone stoned and say "IT'S IN YOUR HAIR" and point and try to look really freaked out like theres a huge spider or something. works great if you have like 3 people doing it. funny stuff. just say "it" never say what it is lmao

 

[The Red Dragon]

ran full speed into a door

 

[dave smith]

Years ago, I ordered pizza, fell asleep and when the pizza delivery guy got there he woke me up. That pissed me off and i forgot that i ordered pizza and yelled at him for waking me up. Then after he left i remembered i ordered it and was even more pissed and hungry!

 

[hardrock]

I also call someone and while it's ringing, forget who I called. Then I usually hang up if I don't recognize the voice that answers.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

just say no

 

[Seashell]

I once started telling my drive-thru order to a newspaper stand which was about 6 feet before the actual speaker box thingy. My best friend was laughing so hard she couldn't even speak and I was getting all mad because I needed to know what to order for her...


The coolest part about that story is that I wasn't high.

Or drunk.

Just retarded apparantly.

 

[from zero]

I once started telling my drive-thru order to a newspaper stand which was about 6 feet before the actual speaker box thingy. My best friend was laughing so hard she couldn't even speak and I was getting all mad because I needed to know what to order for her...


The coolest part about that story is that I wasn't high.

Or drunk.

Just retarded apparantly.

You still haven't logged back in as Nature Boy.

 

[Dial_tone]

I once started telling my drive-thru order to a newspaper stand which was about 6 feet before the actual speaker box thingy. My best friend was laughing so hard she couldn't even speak and I was getting all mad because I needed to know what to order for her...


The coolest part about that story is that I wasn't high.

Or drunk.

Just retarded apparantly.

or blond.

 

[Seashell]

DT, I was just waiting for someone to say that.. LOL

 

[Seashell]

You still haven't logged back in as Nature Boy.

Why did Nature Boy do that too?

 

[from zero]

Why did Nature Boy do that too?

You are blonde.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=3398650#post3398650

 

[beefybull]

Marijuana Shows No Adverse Impact On Driving Performance, Study Says

London, United Kingdom: Volunteers who had previously consumed cannabis performed better than non-users on a driving simulator test, according to findings of a study published this week by Britain's Evening News.
A group of 20 volunteers participated in the study, which tested
respondents' performances on a video game that simulated driving. Half of the drivers played the game after smoking the equivalent of half a marijuana cigarette/joint.
"The results showed that for those who had smoked cannabis: 80 percent demonstrated superior reaction times; 60 percent finished a lap faster; 70 percent experienced a lower number of collisions; 60 percent reached a higher level in the game," the Evening News reported.
In head to head match-ups versus non-users, cannabis users performed better in eight out of ten match-ups. However, when the dosage was increased to the equivalent of two marijuana cigarettes, non-users won the majority of one-on-one contests.
Previous driving simulator studies have yielded similar results,
demonstrating that marijuana intoxication mildly impairs psychomotor skills, but that drivers are generally aware of their intoxication and compensate for it accordingly. Most recently, a Canadian Senate report concluded, "Cannabis alone, particularly in low doses, has little effect on the skills involved in automobile driving."

 

[Seashell]

You are blonde.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=3398650#post3398650

I already saw that doofus, I was making a yoke.


But seriously..why you keep calling me NatureBowtie today?

 

[Bullit]

I did some oil (ahhhhh.. the good ol' 80's) and was trippin.
I felt bubbles rising thru my lungs and arteries.
I knew that it was just the oil doing this and that it wasnt real... but I FELT it, goddman it. Freaked me the fuck out.
Couldnt drive so I pulled over and let my buddy drive.

 

[from zero]

I already saw that doofus, I was making a yoke.

But seriously..why you keep calling me NatureBowtie today?

WTF, I don't call you names.

And the first post was because the "YOU ARE! OWNED!" thing was done heavily by the Nature Boy. The second post, I was just making fun of the two of you.

Jerk.

 

[jerkbox]

seashell, do you partake?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Marijuana Shows No Adverse Impact On Driving Performance, Study Says

London, United Kingdom: Volunteers who had previously consumed cannabis performed better than non-users on a driving simulator test, according to findings of a study published this week by Britain's Evening News.
A group of 20 volunteers participated in the study, which tested
respondents' performances on a video game that simulated driving. Half of the drivers played the game after smoking the equivalent of half a marijuana cigarette/joint.
"The results showed that for those who had smoked cannabis: 80 percent demonstrated superior reaction times; 60 percent finished a lap faster; 70 percent experienced a lower number of collisions; 60 percent reached a higher level in the game," the Evening News reported.
In head to head match-ups versus non-users, cannabis users performed better in eight out of ten match-ups. However, when the dosage was increased to the equivalent of two marijuana cigarettes, non-users won the majority of one-on-one contests.
Previous driving simulator studies have yielded similar results,
demonstrating that marijuana intoxication mildly impairs psychomotor skills, but that drivers are generally aware of their intoxication and compensate for it accordingly. Most recently, a Canadian Senate report concluded, "Cannabis alone, particularly in low doses, has little effect on the skills involved in automobile driving."

fair enough, but don't come crying here if some punk kids cause you or someone you know detriment due to being pot-smoking high little fucks

 

[Seashell]

WTF, I don't call you names.

And the first post was because the "YOU ARE! OWNED!" thing was done heavily by the Nature Boy. The second post, I was just making fun of the two of you.

Jerk.

Don't make me link you to all the threads where you've called me one or more of the following: assface, asshat, garbageface, assticket, jerkface, jerkoff, etc. I'll do it!!

Ah. I didn't see NB say it, but I've seen OMGBBQ say it.

 

[from zero]

Don't make me link you to all the threads where you've called me one or more of the following: assface, asshat, garbageface, assticket, jerkface, jerkoff, etc. I'll do it!!

Ah. I didn't see NB say it, but I've seen OMGBBQ say it.

Asswok.

 

[Bullit]

This other time I was driving and picked a HUUUUUUUUUUGE booger.

I was so proud I diplayed it to my also high buddy.

He thought i was doin' the old 'pull my finger' gag.. so he grabbed my finger.

i was like 'holy motherfuck is this shit really happening??? Did he just grab my fucking BOOGER????"

Then I proceeded to laugh so hard I had to pull over because i couldnt see thru the tears in my eyes.

I couldnt tell him why i was laughing so he was sitting there "what? ... what??"

Goddman that was funny.

 

[the nature boy]

Ah. I didn't see NB say it, but I've seen OMGBBQ say it.

yes b/c I am mature.

 

[Bullit]

Re: Re: Stupid things you've done when stoned?

done it before. another is stopping at a red light 2 blocks down from the light.

back in the day(like HS years) my buddy was driving, and we were both so baked it’s not funny.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awsome.

I'm crackin up here at this thread... these stories are funny as hell.

 

[beefybull]

fair enough, but don't come crying here if some punk kids cause you or someone you know detriment due to being pot-smoking high little fucks

Not that theres anything wrong with being a pot-smoking fuck. I'd just enjoy the insurance check if I got in a lil fender bender anyway.

 

[jerkbox]

Don't make me link you to all the threads where you've called me one or more of the following: assface, asshat, garbageface, assticket, jerkface, jerkoff, etc. I'll do it!!

Ah. I didn't see NB say it, but I've seen OMGBBQ say it.

hey, answer my question!

 

[tuc biscuit]

Not that theres anything wrong with being a pot-smoking fuck. I'd just enjoy the insurance check if I got in a lil fender bender anyway.

ok, well let's hope a little prang is all it is, 'cos being high don't affect ones judgement or anything right

 

[Zebo]

Fell asleep on a cactus.......long story.

 

[plornive]

when im high i look for women and children to run over

Best reply ever LOL

I got lost in a Big Kmart looking for candles with my friend, for 30 minutes. We couldn't even find the checkout aisles. Finally, we got the candles and waited in a paranoid fashion in line. As I handed the cash to the cashier, I made sure that I would use my big bills so as to break them. He stared at me like he's never seen such a concept and said "You too high!!!! You too high!!!" I was thinking, HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!

Another time, my friends and I gave a man a ride home, and $30, and waited for him to return with more weed. Needless to say, we laughed it off and learned our lesson.

 

[beefybull]

ok, well let's hope a little prang is all it is, 'cos being high don't affect ones judgement or anything right

If you're trying to say that one cannot be responsible and get high on marijuana, you're a fool. I could smoke 2 blunts and still drive. Shit, i could still go to work.

 

[plornive]

Marijuana Shows No Adverse Impact On Driving Performance, Study Says

London, United Kingdom: Volunteers who had previously consumed cannabis performed better than non-users on a driving simulator test, according to findings of a study published this week by Britain's Evening News.
A group of 20 volunteers participated in the study, which tested
respondents' performances on a video game that simulated driving. Half of the drivers played the game after smoking the equivalent of half a marijuana cigarette/joint.
"The results showed that for those who had smoked cannabis: 80 percent demonstrated superior reaction times; 60 percent finished a lap faster; 70 percent experienced a lower number of collisions; 60 percent reached a higher level in the game," the Evening News reported.
In head to head match-ups versus non-users, cannabis users performed better in eight out of ten match-ups. However, when the dosage was increased to the equivalent of two marijuana cigarettes, non-users won the majority of one-on-one contests.
Previous driving simulator studies have yielded similar results,
demonstrating that marijuana intoxication mildly impairs psychomotor skills, but that drivers are generally aware of their intoxication and compensate for it accordingly. Most recently, a Canadian Senate report concluded, "Cannabis alone, particularly in low doses, has little effect on the skills involved in automobile driving."

That's very very interesting. Another one to add to my collection (already including *Heavy Long term marijuana use doesn't cause brain damage* end paraphrase).

Do you have the link?????

Karma anyway.

 

[d3track]

ohhhhh were to start

playing footbal with lawn nomes (cant belive those fuckers won)
sleeping on someones coffee table
seeing your room mate on the front lawn with his socks on his hands and windshield wipers in his back pockets
washing my car at night in january (i'm in mn)
walking in on a couple having sex and just standing there laughing

oh man, i'm an idiot

 

[plornive]

If you're trying to say that one cannot be responsible and get high on marijuana, you're a fool. I could smoke 2 blunts and still drive. Shit, i could still go to work.

No shit. I write research papers high. Good creativity too. A free mind with low levels of stress of inhibition.

 

[plornive]

walking in on a couple having sex and just standing there laughing

LOL!!!

Check out my new poll in between the sheets. It describes a similar situation with a twist.

 

[plornive]

No shit. I write research papers high. Good creativity too. A free mind with low levels of stress of inhibition.

In fact, I'm high right now. Hi mom and dad.

 

[beefybull]

In fact, I'm high right now. Hi mom and dad.

I'm just gettin lit up before class right now.

 

[plornive]

I'm just gettin lit up before class right now.

They'll probably wonder why you are so confident, calm, creative and eloquent.

 

[Nighthawkk]

Went in my friend's cabinet and started munching on a dog biscuit before he started to roll on the floor laughing...even then I didn't realize right away.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'd say driving when under the influence of drugs and taking your own and other people's lifes in your hands was pretty stupid.

Drinking and driving I might agree. Getting baked isn't the same IMO and is less risky. I'd equate it to any person who dosen't pay attention while driving. Shit I'd say talking on the cell and driving is way worse then smoking s spleef and jammin to some STYX! Renagade you had it made your good for the bounty.

 

[hardrock]

Just this week a friend of mine took a hit off his pipe while sitting in his car outside a fast food restaurant. He passed out in the parking lot for about an hour and awoke to a cop knocking on his window. As he rolled it down the cop says "smoking a little dope are we"? "why you say that" my friend says. " Cause theres a pipe in your lap" the cop says, and proceeds to give him a parphanalia(sp) and a small amount ticket.

Fuckin dummy! LOL

 

[beefybull]

They'll probably wonder why you are so confident, calm, creative and eloquent.

Maybe the confident & calm, but I'm usually not creative & eloquent in class b/c at least half the time I'm blatantly lit up. Sober for tests though!

 

[tiger88]

the pizza game LOL

 

[wootoom]

i was on mushrooms and i tried to light a smike of the tv set one time.