Stupid things that people do

[Buddy_Christ]

Ever see people do really stupid things? We're talking about things that make you want to drive a rusty spike through their esophagus then pull it out and fuck their throat until they die.


People who "pop" their collars have this effect on me. I've killed 8 of these fags in the past week, and we still have the weekend to get through.


Also, I encourage you to kill people that piss you off, and try to be original when you do. It's always fun to hear of new and ingenious ways you pathetic humans kill each other off.


So what stupid things do people do that make you want to kill them?

 

[HardHat87]

Yes the popping of collars is very

 

[Smurfy]

I wish most people would just stop breathing.

 

[biteme]

Hmmm. Let's see. Stare at me for more than 3 seconds. Talk real loud on their cellphone in public. People that have real loud mufflers. (I want to throw a grenade on them). People that spit on the ground where everyone has to walk.... Oh wait, I'd have to kill myself then. Okay, I'm in.

 

[covergrl80]

Hmmm. Let's see. Stare at me for more than 3 seconds. Talk real loud on their cellphone in public. People that have real loud mufflers. (I want to throw a grenade on them). People that spit on the ground where everyone has to walk.... Oh wait, I'd have to kill myself then. Okay, I'm in.

Agree with everything you said!!!!

And lets not forget the asshole people in these cars that pull out in front of you and make you slam your breaks on,and there is not a single car behind you. The asshole could not wait 2 seconds!!! ERRRRRRR

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I wish most people would just stop breathing.

Join my army of destruction. I've been keeping my eye on you and I think you'd be a wonderful addition in our fight to eradicate the human race. You appear to hold almost as much contempt and hatred towards the inhabitants of this planet as I do.

 

[biteme]

Join my army of destruction. I've been keeping my eye on you and I think you'd be a wonderful addition in our fight to eradicate the human race. You appear to hold almost as much contempt and hatred towards the inhabitants of this planet as I do.

I use to be a misanthrope as well.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I use to be a misanthrope as well.

I'm not sure if you can use that word to describe a non-human's feelings towards the human race.

We're slowly exterminating the weak. When nothing but the strongest members of this planet are left, my army will rise up and kill all humans with ease. It seems backwards, I know, but we're hoping that we might actually get a good fight out of you humans. You'll all lose, but that's not the point. War, death, and destruction are 3 things that excite me.

 

[awittyusername]

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