Stupid question...can you juice up a fish?

[MP5]

Not sure if fish even have hormones, but I am going to raise some blue gills in my aquarium and I want them to grow to state record size, wondering if I could juice 'em up or not. I doubt it, but who knows.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

That is just wrong, leave those fishies alone, Dr. Frankenstein!!!!!!!

 

[TxLonghorn]

yes, i have heard of it being done. i do not, however know how to do it. maybe throw in a few fina pellets, lol.

 

[Wraith]

lol
Keep us posted and don't forget the b4 and after pics

 

[Frackal]

Hahaha...get yourself some pirahnnas and feed them some trenbelone, halotestin and meth...just watch your fingers.

 

[danielson]

yeah, but it will probably have a ridiculaous effect on them physically and mentally...they will probably mate, fight more

 

[YellowD]

I'm sure fish have certain hormones that would help them grow. They give them to farmed fish that they sell on the market... just like steroid chickens and steroid cows. If you're serious, check the internet, there's probably some reasonable amount of information on this. But I doubt it will be an easy task... maybe they just genetically re-engineer them instead of supplementing them with fish gear.

 

[MP5]

I was thinking I could take them out and use a 25g needle and shoot some t200 or something in them at a real mild dose, probably should get some t50 instead and use a very small amount. I am going to research this. I want to grow the new state record and take a picture of it!

 

[Jimsbbc]

I am curious, how big is your tank? Fresh or salt? I think this has been posted before, but i forgot

 

[MP5]

I am going to start him in a 30 gallon, then i am going to keep going bigger until he is done growing. If I have to go much past 80 gallons I will say fuck it. hell, they live in polluted mud holes, so i figure a nice clean tank, lots of air, and lots of food, he should thrive.

 

[Jimsbbc]

like an Oscar? I had two that got to 12" and ate more than my cat.

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Crush up some fina pellets and add it to their food at feeding time. If it that doesn't work, oh well... Live and learn... I wonder if teenage monster is gonna try and give this shit to his gerbal now? lmfao...

 

[Burning_Inside]

Wow go for it that would be neat

 

[Jimsbbc]

I couldn't imagine a fish on juice. The Oscars I had were so aggressive anyway, constantly fighting and slapping each other (that is their mating foreplay), biting the heater, biting and attacking their reflection. I think a juiced Oscar would fucking attack anything that moved.

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Of course you can! Where do you think the expression "juiced to the gills" came from?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Oooooo, here's an idea, MP5!!!! You should do this to a piranha, yeah!!!!!! Then put your hand in there when he is really big, yeah!!!!

Dr. Frankenstein!!!!!!!!!! Evil!!!!!

 

[karson]

dude

you can. i did it. my gold fish was like 3 pounds of a 1/4 tab of d-bol every day broken up in his aqaurium. Later I sold the water to some guys at the gym as a protein shake.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if by "juicing up a fish" you mean using their bowl like a toilet - then, yeah, not a problem.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Oh, good lord!!!!!!

 

[velvett]

whatcha smokin?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Smokin' doobies!!!!! :EL:

 

[justinf22]

 

[MP5]

Peach, as i see it I am allowed to catch them and kill them, and eat them. So why is taking them home and adding a little mass to them soooo bad? If I was a fish I would want to be jacked too.

Don't worry, I am nice to little furry kitties and Tuna fish!

 

[chillin408]

do it!!!!

 

[YellowD]

It can be done....

http://www.thekrib.com/Fish/steroids.html

Though, I'm not certain as to which particular substances to use, or how to inject/feed them. Although, I'm not sure about the mass, they are used quite often to conjure up the bright colors and invoke breeding habits in fish, but it may leave them infertile. I'll keep looking for specifics...

 

[GLP]

MP5 I have posted some stupid shit but TRUMP!! you got me Can you juice up a fish?!?! My fellow gun loving bro that is a strange question to say the least. Happens I do have some advice for you though my dad gets his goldfish looking like they are on roids in his little mudhole he calls a pond it is like the size of a tub. Know how> FEED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM THEY WILL GET BIG!~ No joke have you ever seen a 7mabey 10 inch goldfish? His ass has several of them,but dont feed them to damn much or they will die. I have to go to work now on 3 hours sleep. Hope this helps bro. BTW how much do you know about guns my friend? My dad bought me a 30-30 when I was 11. I love the shit out of them!!!
PS that might not work for bluegill but it sure the fuck worked for the shit in is mud hole
Those fucking goldfish are like Lee Preist FREAKY. Hoped this helped

BTW DO NOT WASTE THE JUICE FISH FOOD IS PURE PROTEIN!

 

[strengthmonster]

If you are serious, tank size has a lot more to do with growth. My friend is fanatical about fish and has a house full of various tanks. He bought a few of the same kind (don't ask me what kind, I havn't got a clue) and put half of them in one of his tanks and half in his nephews little bowl that he bought him as a starter. A few years later and the ones he has are honestly about 20 times as big. He told me it is due to them being in such a large tank.

 

[Natymike]

I worked at Petsmart for 2 years back in the day and became "fish certified". Its something I'm very proud of . Anyways, Strenghtmonster hit it on the nose. Tank size is the most important for growth. You can have a fish that is 5 inches long in a 20 gal fish tank. Put that same fish in a 75 gallon tank and it will grow to its maximum--whatever that is, could be 20 inches. Get a 55 gallon if you can't afford a 75.

Put 2 or 3 fish in that whole tank and they will GROW. Of course, the more you feed them, the more they grow. Feed them a pinch 3 times a day. Not just a huge pinch once a day.

As for the juice, Petsmart never trained me in that area

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Don't worry, I am nice to little furry kitties and Tuna fish! I pet them and love them and treat sweet, awwwwwwww. *happy sigh*

That is too cute!!!!!!

 

[MP5]

Peach, can I pet your kitty?

 

[May1010]

This is about the most stupid thread I have ever read on Elite. MP5, are you sure that you are not Theron?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Hmmmm...let me think for a minute...ummm....No!

There is only one I want petting my kitty.

 

[thefantom1]

Not a stupid post actually... I believe I have a pic somewhere of either MP5 or old Big Truck (I miss that stupid sig pic of his) actually juicing a fish... If I can find it I will post if anyone wants me to

 

[MP5]

How is this a stupid post? I want to raise a wild fish and i want advice to get him as big as possible. No one was mad when big truck posted the documentary on Blaster the squirrel! LMAO

Peaches, atleast you had to think about whether or not I could pet your kitty, that means that there is a remote chance!

May1010, use words that help, not words that hurt.

 

[May1010]

May1010, use words that help, not words that hurt.

Oh Drew! I'm sorry. Did I make you cry? I made Big Buck cry yesterday too. I'm sorry.

Anyway ... hunting elk for sport is morally acceptable (but I disagree it). Injecting a living breathing animal, a gift from God no less, with AS for your pleasure is morally reprenhensible.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Ahhh, yes, but BBuck's tears are crocodile tears. So, you didn't really hurt his feelings, he is tougher then that.

@ May

@ MP5...nope. Sorry.

 

[MP5]

How is injecting an animal with roids reprehensible? You tell me why half the drugs we body builders use are veterinarian?! Obviously someone wants an animal that is big and powerful, why not my pet fish? I seriously doubt they give dogs test cause they cannot get it up!
Here is a short list of vet drugs (drugs designed to be used on animals, not humans):
EQ
T200
T50
Finaplix
Nor200
Reforvit

 

[bignate73]

, a gift from God no less, with AS for your pleasure is morally reprenhensible.

what if hes a heathen? an agnostic!!!! not bound by religious morals. the lost children.

oh my.....shhhhh.....there could be one near! they might hear you.

 

[May1010]

You have the right to inject yourself with AS if you like. The dosages have been semi-established. Do you know the safe dosage to give the fish? Are you prepared to experiment with the lives of your fish?

Nate - All animals are Catholic. I learned that when I was a kid. Geesh!

 

[bignate73]

ah gotcha. hehe

do the catholic fishes get to swim in holy water? i know they can eat bread crumbs, but how do they take the wine in communion?

alright im being a jackass. just playing with ya.

 

[MP5]

I am not sure what doses, but what is the worst that could happen? A fish with a hairy back and acne!?

I actually saw a show talking about how some fish in this river all had male characteristics due to the fact that there was a paper mill dumping waste water into the stream. They said that trees contain androstendione and it is released during the paper processing, so the river was being exposed, as were the fish. Don't be jealous when you see a picture of me on the front page of the Rocky Mountain News with a new state record that I "caught".

 

[May1010]

MP5 - Did you learn nothing from the foibles of Dr. Frankenstein? Who are you to play God? This is just plain wrong!


Nate - There is no such word as "alright." It's always "all right"; two words. Remember that!

 

[MP5]

many hot women out there revere me as a god.
Frankenstein made a person from parts of the dead. i just want my fish to be all he can be!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

See? I have been calling him Dr. Frankenstein for two days.

Shame on you!!!!!!!

 

[tomcat]

Don't forget to add some Brocolli to the tank...Hold the Cheese

 

[waterboy]

lol