Stuff we all know that we "are not supposed to laugh about" but always do anyway....

[bodytemple75]

Guys,

Post some stuff you may find funny, that maybe on the norm the average guy/girl (person) does not find funny, or maybe even a little messed up funny. (how far, determined by you) Use your own good judgement on this one, please. Not trying to piss off anybody here, just going for a few good honest laughs on this one...(warped humor)



Mine is,...

A woman that my girl and I both know, that was a relative of a mutual ,....uh,...?friend? or or whatever right now, or at one time I recall. At the time I met that person, she had basically an "Arnold" space between literally every tooth in her mouth. Top and bottom. I tried to be nice, and not think the sick shit that usually almost immediately enters my warped mind, gets me cracking up in my mind laughing on the inside almost immediately. Later, I heard somebody else comment..."Damn," You could put a nickel between every tooth with that bitch!" Also,..."She has a space!" Then laughter followed... A "space" meaning, the excessive amount of giving blowjobs, could/ or must have made her two most profound teeth "in front" to seperate. The further they are apart, the more a pro she is. This is how it was explained to me, exactly. I told my girl, whom i corrupted, and she just laughs as well. funny....

Needless to say, I laughed my ass off. I did feel a little guilt, but it was harmless, and quite funny.



Stories/Comments?...

 

[bodytemple75]

Re: Stuff we all know that we "are not supposed to laugh about" but always do anyway.

I may get flamed for this but....I know, it's F'ked up...

but back in high school, we used to have this kid who had Cerebral Palsy (spelling?) "Larry" and larry would go around all the time, anyway grabbing all the girls asses walking by. I actually could not blame the guy, and felt, more power to you if you can get way with it, being he looked like he was going to be in that shape for the rest of his life. I felt bad for the guy, and figured he kinda deserved to let loose sometimes.
We were in metal shop, and the stairway in metal shop is concerete, and metal. Long, tall, and pretty intimidating. Anyway, Larry always would come in with his aid "Angelo" who used to help him from class to class. Sometime he would be in a wheelchair, sometime not. I guess it depended on whether he just wanted to rest really, he could walk pretty good. Anyway, Larry shows up one day. he was all mad about something, and class had started, by my teacher was out back doing something. We a;ways used to goof off anyway in that class, and being it was double period was awesome. Larry showed without his aid. He just is leaning by the wall by the door, attempts to do something, falls down the stairs, and falls into the huge garbadge bin dumpster thing. All this was going on unbeknown to anybody else. After about half the first peroid goes by the principle comes to the office with his aid looking for Larry. There was a panic. School stopped, and they called the police. A little while goes by and they start to hear a comotion comming from the huge bin dumpster thing on the other side of the adjacent steps next to the wall. Turns out, he fell inside the dumpster, fell asleep, and did not make a sound when he woke up because he was pissed at his aid for something. Everything went back to normal, but the guys and myself were laughing behind the scenes. We couldn't believe how this happened. I know this will send me to hell for laughing, but it was funny, no way about it. The kid was ok, thankfully. That's what was important.

 

[bodytemple75]

Another name for this post....


"Shit you laughed about, felt bad, but will send you to hell afterwards."

 

[Seashell]

I was on the subway with my father once, and this older man got on, I guess he forgot to hang on to something cause when the train took off he went flying .. I tried SO hard not to laugh, but I couldn't help it. He took like 7 huge steps and then whammed into some other dude and then fell.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Re: Stuff we all know that we "are not supposed to laugh about" but always do anyway.

I may get flamed for this but....I know, it's F'ked up...

but back in high school, we used to have this kid who had Cerebral Palsy (spelling?) "Larry" and larry would go around all the time, anyway grabbing all the girls asses walking by. I actually could not blame the guy, and felt, more power to you if you can get way with it, being he looked like he was going to be in that shape for the rest of his life. I felt bad for the guy, and figured he kinda deserved to let loose sometimes.

nice

 

[BileStew]

I laugh at anyone who falls. Whether they trip and stumble or flat out drop like a cinderblock, I laugh. Yea, it's messed up but in a sadistic sense, but I find it hysterical.

 

[string_bean00]

Back in my sophmore year of high school this freshmen got run over by the float in the homecoming parade. The float moves about 5 miles per hour...

Anyway, the kid lost his spleen and I felt really bad...but I laughed so hard.

 

[Seashell]

Back in my sophmore year of high school this freshmen got run over by the float in the homecoming parade. The float moves about 5 miles per hour...

Anyway, the kid lost his spleen and I felt really bad...but I laughed so hard.

Yeah, just reading this makes me laugh and feel bad at the same time...

 

[tuc biscuit]

people especially the very old or very young falling over always makes me laugh

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I still feel guilty for laughing about this, but I literally couldn't help myself.

Years ago, our local service station had a mechanic who was, to say the least, morbidly obese...maybe 5'6", and every bit of 500+ lbs. His name was Ed, but everyone "affectionately" referred to him as "pork chop."

Anyhow, I'd stopped by there one day for something, I don't remember what it was. Anyhow, Ed (who was not known for keeping a tidy workshop) was pacing about the shop is a somewhat frantic manner, why I don't remember. What I DO remember was the fact that he was NOT in a particularly good mood that day. What was about to happen certainly didn't help matters much.

Anyhow, there was a puddle of oil on the floor that he'd obviously neglected to clean up, and sure enough, as he went waddling across the shop...he slipped and fell....but this was no ORDINARY "slip and fall" episode mind you, part of this event unfolded in (from my point of view anyhow) perfect cinematic slo-motion

I watched in horror as he approached the puddle of oil, and just as I was about to warn him of his impending disaster, his pudgy little foot landed smack-dab in the middle of it. I'm pretty sure what happened next defied all known laws of physics, as this apple of a man actually flew into the air! As his rotund self rose skyward, his stubby little legs began flailing madly and he actually flapped his arms as though he was attempting to fly! It's still hard to believe all this took place in what I'm sure was only a split-second, but for he and I both, it seemed like an eternity.

The slow-motion part came about as he began his descent back to the shop floor. He landed squarely on his well-padded derrieer and actually BOUNCED at least once before coming to a halt.

He picked himself up off the floor cussing like Yosemitie Sam, and at first I was concerned that given his extreme size that he'd hurt himself. Once I realized he was OK (although thoroughly aggrivated), the comedy of what had just unfolded before my eyes hit me, and I had to walk outside and hide my laughter. What had just happened seemed as though it was straight from some lost "Abbot and Costello" routine.

Lou would've been proud