Stuck In You

[HG Pennypacker]

Stuck in you
Got a feeling down deep in my pole that I can't get loose
and it's onnnnn it's way.....

Just wanted a friend
But the way it feels now I should have just hit you in your end
and it's onnnnn it's way..........

I'm mighty glad you're spayed

--Lionel Ritchie

 

[dballer]

Start the chain gang.

The heroes got is leg stuck.

I got a soggy sandwich

windshield washin and evaporatin' down to mexico.

just off the coast of the albatross.

the dunce in the corner is pounding his heel on a plank.

 

[the nature boy]

I always knew you looked like Weird Al, but I didn't know you really were him.

 

[gymtime]

I always knew you looked like Weird Al, but I didn't know you really were him.

The hair and glasses threw me off too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

HG is one cool motherfucker

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Nature Boy and gymtime are jealous because they can't bust out some funky lyrics.

 

[supersizeme]

HS did you tell HG that you are obsessed with Lionel "Head like a Neanderthal" Ritchie, or did he just pull that out of his ass?

 

[HappyScrappy]

HS did you tell HG that you are obsessed with Lionel "Head like a Neanderthal" Ritchie, or did he just pull that out of his ass?

I thought everyone knew that I loved Lionel like a brother. The kind of brother you want to fuck in the ass. Is that what a broly is?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I've always wanted to find the woman from Lionel's "Hello" video, the one that makes Lionel's ugly head as an art project, then bury her alive.

 

[gymtime]

Nature Boy and gymtime are jealous because they can't bust out some funky lyrics.

OK DJ Jazzy Murray. I wouldn't clear any shelf space for that Grammy just yet.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I've always wanted to find the woman from Lionel's "Hello" video, the one that makes Lionel's ugly head as an art project, then bury her alive.

Was she the blind whore or was that a different video?

 

[PoyeBoy]

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Yep, the blind one.

I hate her.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Yep, the blind one.

I hate her.

isn't it redundant to say you hate a blind person?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Indeed, but the hatred is so strong, that it needs to be stated. Again and again.

 

[the nature boy]

Nature Boy and gymtime are jealous because they can't bust out some funky lyrics.

listen here, singer songwriter.... I came up with some nifty lyrics for "meet the mets" when a bunch of mets players got busted smoking weed.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=175319&highlight=meet+the+mets

 

[supersizeme]

I thought everyone knew that I loved Lionel like a brother. The kind of brother you want to fuck in the ass. Is that what a broly is?

That would be a broly only if Lionel would glady tickle your shit in return. Do you have that kind of rapport going with him or is it just a one-sided deal?

on a side note i just wanted to give the nature bong props for his mets poem, that was damn funny.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't know Lionel personally. I don't even know anyone by that name. But I do have a friend named Paul.