string bean

[hamstershaver]

i thought i read somewhere that you were banging a 30 yr old? true?

 

[string_bean00]

Yeah, a 31-year-old. I'm the man.

 

[hamstershaver]

when you get to be 31 you will want to bang the 19yr olds

 

[string_bean00]

Actually I'm tiring of her. I could go for some 19-year-olds now.

 

[bran987]

I fingered a 32 year old on new year's once, that's the only time I've ever even gotten close to that age

 

[bran987]

and yeah hammy, it stunk bad

 

[hamstershaver]

the kitty is definately much bigger at that age, harder to catch a nut in the monster kitty

 

[bran987]

the kitty is definately much bigger at that age, harder to catch a nut in the monster kitty

condom + huge old cavern = might as well do it yourself

 

[hamstershaver]

agreed, plus you dont have to take your penis out to the all you can eat buffet if you want some action

 

[StickFigure]

the kitty is definately much bigger at that age, harder to catch a nut in the monster kitty

Sure......if your hung like a hamster!!

 

[hamstershaver]

Sure......if your hung like a hamster!!

well i am

 

[chewyxrage]

Yeah, a 31-year-old. I'm the man.

Dude make her give you money and stuff. Have her sponser your cycles

 

[hamstershaver]

does she approve of your panty wearing?

 

[StickFigure]

well i am

Hung Like a Hamster = YOU MUST LICK THE KITTY!!!

 

[string_bean00]

does she approve of your panty wearing?

Dude, that is her wearing the panties in my avatar.

 

[hamstershaver]

Hung Like a Hamster = YOU MUST LICK THE KITTY!!!

im hung like a hamster, i get off in less than 2 minutes, and i dont lick the kitty, yet i still own the kitty

 

[string_bean00]

Dude make her give you money and stuff. Have her sponser your cycles

She buys me a lot of clothes. And beer.

 

[hamstershaver]

She buys me a lot of clothes. And beer.

then why in the world would you leave that? its called a sugar mamma

 

[hamstershaver]

Dude, that is her wearing the panties in my avatar.

i dunno i still think thats you

 

[DIVISION]

Yeah, a 31-year-old. I'm the man.

STRINGBLING = MILF HUNTER!





DIV

 

[string_bean00]

then why in the world would you leave that? its called a sugar mamma

But she always wants to talk to me on the phone. My time is valuable.

 

[DIVISION]

But she always wants to talk to me on the phone. My time is valuable.

Fuck while you Talk.........nugga.






DIV

 

[hamstershaver]

But she always wants to talk to me on the phone. My time is valuable.

oh damn i hate that

 

[chewyxrage]

But she always wants to talk to me on the phone. My time is valuable.

That's highschool shit. Just work it out so you call her when your walking to class, driving, or something like that. That way your multitasking and not wasting your own time

 

[string_bean00]

That's highschool shit. Just work it out so you call her when your walking to class, driving, or something like that. That way your multitasking and not wasting your own time

This is a good idea but usually she's working or doing something with her daugter during the day so she always calls me after dinner. I've got it down to ten minutes or so a day though. That took some effort.



I'm off to the gym. Holla!

 

[hamstershaver]

bean must be giving her some good wood

 

[bran987]

as long as I can watch TV while I'm on the phone and just pretend to listen I'm fine

but like I've said before, when video phones become mainstream, more relationships will die than ever before.

a girl will be able to see that her boyfriend isn't ever really listening, and it will piss them off to no end

 

[DIVISION]

as long as I can watch TV while I'm on the phone and just pretend to listen I'm fine

but like I've said before, when video phones become mainstream, more relationships will die than ever before.

a girl will be able to see that her boyfriend isn't ever really listening, and it will piss them off to no end

MainBran.......stop fightin' me while I try to slap this vasoline down your rectum.....

HAMMY, HOLD HIM!!!!!





DIV

 

[hamstershaver]

as long as I can watch TV while I'm on the phone and just pretend to listen I'm fine

but like I've said before, when video phones become mainstream, more relationships will die than ever before.

a girl will be able to see that her boyfriend isn't ever really listening, and it will piss them off to no end

i just say yes once in a while makes them think you are listening to them

 

[bran987]

i just say yes once in a while makes them think you are listening to them

lol yep I'm sure you know the drill much better than I u've been at it a lot longer than me

 

[bran987]

it looks like my rectum is in trouble shawshank style

 

[hamstershaver]

good movie

 

[chewyxrage]

it looks like my rectum is in trouble shawshank style

anything you put in my mouth I'm biting off

 

[bran987]

anything you put in my mouth I'm biting off

?

 

[vinylgroover]

I'm nailing a 42 y.o at the moment.

You can hear the ocean if you put your ear next to her pussy, but her ass is still tight!

 

[bran987]

I'm nailing a 42 y.o at the moment.

You can hear the ocean if you put your ear next to her pussy, but her ass is still tight!

lol
vinylgroover: the TRUE Assman